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We are on the right path. It is the only one we know.

 

Note: Due to numerous complaints that this franchise stinks we have come up with a remedy. Fans will be required to bathe before entering the stadium. We will continue to be responsive to our very valued fans.

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Buy your tickets now to catch the best vaudveille act in the NFL,

 

The best circus in town is at the Ralph. No elephants and horses but plenty of clowns and horse manure.

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Our coaches are heavyweights. The lightweights are on the other side of the field. You can tell by the tilt of the field.

 

Our HC is so smart that he out-thinks himself!

 

Our HC may not perform well on the field but in the interview room he is masterful!

 

Our HC believes that acting cool is better than acting smart.

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Excuses are for losers. Although the schedule is unfair; bad refereeing; injuries; players not receptive to brilliant coaching; grounds keepers doing a poor job; the wind affects our passes more; headphones don't work properly; second-rate announcers hurt us; the chain crew doesn't stretch the chains for the other team; the chain crew uses more links when we are being measured; the downs keeper can't count to four; half-times are too long for Wall of Fame ceremonies; pre-game meals are inadequate and the gatorade drink on our sideline is more stale than on the opposing sideline.

 

We were on the road to success until we faced a generation of detour signs.

 

Invest in season tickets. Steeler fans are willing to pay a premium.

 

Stop complaining about the mounting losses-----our tickets are the cheapest in the league.

 

If you want hope you are sitting in the wrong arena. Become a Sabre fan.

 

Futility can be fun if you are stupendously stupid.

 

Our marketing department has come up with a novel idea for halftime entertainment. We will have an all female naked marching band. Due to costs we will be using stout senior farmer girls whose worn out sagging breasts will gloriously be flapping in the wind. This should make your halftime meal very appetizing. .

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If you are resilient humiliation can be tolerated.

 

Don't be so negative you whining and groveling sissies. Just toughen up! You've only been humiliated for a generation.

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