truth on hold Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 My **** moves faster than a formula one car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I call shenanigans. Two meals on a flight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I call shenanigans. Two meals on a flight? Well they serve something twice... Whether it's food or not is debatable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted January 29, 2016 Author Share Posted January 29, 2016 "It's a nice job, but the smell....its not so nice" Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I call shenanigans. Two meals on a flight? On Eastbound transatlantic you get dinner and breakfast. Coming home you get Lunch and a pre-arrival snack. Other than Hawaii, I have not crossed the Pacific since 75, so I don't know. The last time I crossed the Pacific the locals were shooting at me, so I never wanted to go back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 On Eastbound transatlantic you get dinner and breakfast. Coming home you get Lunch and a pre-arrival snack. Other than Hawaii, I have not crossed the Pacific since 75, so I don't know. The last time I crossed the Pacific the locals were shooting at me, so I never wanted to go back. I have not flown across the Atlantic in a long time. Most all my flights are up and down the coast of across the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 wait...do they send it to the Fecal Transplant Foundation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I'm shocked there's no 'waste removal tax' added to airline ticket prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 The last time I crossed the Pacific the locals were shooting at me, so I never wanted to go back. Now thats some funny "chit" pun intended!!! I fly all the time..proly average 4 flights a week...been flying a lot for 20 years...never pooped on a plane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I'd rather poop on the plane than in the airport. Those are some disgusting restrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I'd rather poop on the plane than in the airport. Those are some disgusting restrooms. what the club is for!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 what the club is for!!!! I bought a lifetime membership for the United Club in 1974. It was less than $150. It has served us well, and I understand that they did away with lifetime memberships many years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 what the club is for!!!! So you're the bastard stinking up the club bathroom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted January 30, 2016 Author Share Posted January 30, 2016 Apparently in 1st class you get to unload on the carts. A few years ago on a United Airlines flight from Buenos Aires to New York, Gerard B. Finneran, an investment banker, went totally bonkers. Newspaper accounts said that after becoming intoxicated, Finneran demanded more alcohol from the flight attendants. When they refused, he began helping himself to the liquor supply. After being cut off a second time, he became visibly angry. He pushed one flight attendant (federal offense No. 1), verbally threatened another (federal offense No. 2), interfered with a third who was assisting a sick passenger (federal offense No. 3), then walked up to the first-class cabin, dropped his pants and defecated on a service cart in plain view of the passengers and crew. Then he stepped in his own feces and tracked it through the main cabin (federal offense Nos. 4, 5 and possibly 6)." http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/united-mileage-plus-pre-merger/480539-october-20-ua-10-year-anniversary-gerard-finneran.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 So you're the bastard stinking up the club bathroom... Yeah, and it's really old sh*t too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 I'd rather poop on the plane than in the airport. Those are some disgusting restrooms. Apparently in 1st class you get to unload on the carts. A few years ago on a United Airlines flight from Buenos Aires to New York, Gerard B. Finneran, an investment banker, went totally bonkers. Newspaper accounts said that after becoming intoxicated, Finneran demanded more alcohol from the flight attendants. When they refused, he began helping himself to the liquor supply. After being cut off a second time, he became visibly angry. He pushed one flight attendant (federal offense No. 1), verbally threatened another (federal offense No. 2), interfered with a third who was assisting a sick passenger (federal offense No. 3), then walked up to the first-class cabin, dropped his pants and defecated on a service cart in plain view of the passengers and crew. Then he stepped in his own feces and tracked it through the main cabin (federal offense Nos. 4, 5 and possibly 6)." http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/united-mileage-plus-pre-merger/480539-october-20-ua-10-year-anniversary-gerard-finneran.html Guess we now know KD's identity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 So you're the bastard stinking up the club bathroom... Love my little individual poopers with nice wood doors! And mine dont stink, just ask my kids!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 35 years ago I was unloading the rear of a 727 in Houston. Got furloughed again, and that's where the job was when the music stopped. I turned around and a flight attendant was standing behind me. She asked for my help in recovering her pearls. I asked her where they were, and she said she was in one of the aft lavs, and they somehow fell into the john. We had 2 aft lavs on a 727, they each have their own holding tank. So I asked her which one she was in, R or L?. She told me R. I told her that I would have to dump the contents on the ramp, not into the truck. Nowadays, a lav spill on the ramp is a haz mat call, for clean up. 35 years ago it was an inconvenience! So I got the lav truck, and dumped the R lav onto the ramp, AND, no pearls! I looked at her and said, "you did say the R lav, correct? And she said, "do you mean if I'm facing forward or rear???. So I dumped the L lav, and there were the pearls. She then asked me what do I do now? I politely told her that my job was done. So she went up the rear airstairs, and came back with a set of ice tongs. She tip toe'd through the lav waste, and got the pearls with the ice tongs. I don't remember if she thanked me, but often wondered if: she ever wore the pearls again, and also if she ever used the ice tongs again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 35 years ago I was unloading the rear of a 727 in Houston. and came back with a set of ice tongs. She tip toe'd through the lav waste, and got the pearls with the ice tongs. I don't rememberand also if she ever used the ice tongs again? I will never look at ice tongs the same again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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