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"Democrats dread Hillary's book tour" (Politico).

 

 

If you're keeping track of What Happened, Hillary's hate letter to America, everyone else is to blame but her. And her only mistake was not being meaner and nastier in going after them.

 

If it hadn't been for Obama talking her down, she would have gone harder after Bernie Sanders. She should have gone harder after Trump. And after Comey.

 

Hillary admitting that she would have gone after the FBI director in order to intimidate him on her investigation. Obstruction of justice does cover intimidation of public officials. But we all know that's fine for Libs. When they do it, it's social justice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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God I love the Onion.

 

Clinton Already Working On Follow-Up Book Casting Blame For Failures Of First

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CHAPPAQUA, NY—Saying it would provide a candid account of her experiences writing an unsuccessful tell-all, sources confirmed Thursday that Hillary Clinton is already working on a follow-up book casting blame for the failures of her previous memoir What Happened. “From my agent negotiating that underwhelming deal with Simon & Schuster, to the graphic designer’s lackluster cover art, to my so-called supporters who couldn’t be bothered to drop $17.99 for the hardcover copy—everyone had a hand in undermining my last book’s success,” reads a passage from the introduction to Clinton’s What Also Happened, which repeatedly decries her prior book’s “indecipherable” font and dedicates an entire chapter to lashing out at her copy editor for making her look like “an idiot third-grader.” “I’ll never forget how Amazon buried me and how Barnes & Noble completely sabotaged me by displaying my book way in the back in that no man’s land by the CDs. Frankly, it’s obvious I got screwed on all sides.” Accusing them of stealing her spotlight, the book reportedly concludes with a long list of every other celebrity who published a memoir in the past year.

 

http://www.theonion.com/article/clinton-already-working-follow-book-casting-blame--56870

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God I love the Onion.

 

Clinton Already Working On Follow-Up Book Casting Blame For Failures Of First

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CHAPPAQUA, NY—Saying it would provide a candid account of her experiences writing an unsuccessful tell-all, sources confirmed Thursday that Hillary Clinton is already working on a follow-up book casting blame for the failures of her previous memoir What Happened. “From my agent negotiating that underwhelming deal with Simon & Schuster, to the graphic designer’s lackluster cover art, to my so-called supporters who couldn’t be bothered to drop $17.99 for the hardcover copy—everyone had a hand in undermining my last book’s success,” reads a passage from the introduction to Clinton’s What Also Happened, which repeatedly decries her prior book’s “indecipherable” font and dedicates an entire chapter to lashing out at her copy editor for making her look like “an idiot third-grader.” “I’ll never forget how Amazon buried me and how Barnes & Noble completely sabotaged me by displaying my book way in the back in that no man’s land by the CDs. Frankly, it’s obvious I got screwed on all sides.” Accusing them of stealing her spotlight, the book reportedly concludes with a long list of every other celebrity who published a memoir in the past year.

 

http://www.theonion.com/article/clinton-already-working-follow-book-casting-blame--56870

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See, Hillary thinks of Matt Lauer as a "Democrat Operative with Bylines", hence her surprise and anger:

 

Hillary Accuses Matt Lauer of ‘Pointless Ambush’ in NBC Forum:

 

 

In the book, she reveled that she was “almost physically sick” with rage at Today co-host Matt Lauer following his interview with her during NBC’s Commander-in-Chief Forum one year ago.

Recalling the event in her self-serving account of the campaign, Clinton ranted: “Lauer had turned what should have been a serious discussion into a pointless ambush.” Why was she so upset with the morning show host who usually provided her a friendly forum? Apparently he asked too many questions about her e-mail scandal.

 

 

 

Flashback: In the fall of 2006, John F. Harris, then with the Washington Post, now with Politico, paraphrased Bill Clinton’s belief that “There is an expectation among Democrats that establishment old media organizations are de facto allies — and will rebut political accusations and serve as referees on new-media excesses,” which also helps to explain Hillary’s fury at being blindsided by one of her own.

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does her next book include a fantasy about being President with another million "I shouldas".

 

I think the term is L'esprit d'escalier... that bon mot you think up a few hours after the time to use it as a weapon is long gone.

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it wasn't fair of Bernie to pick on her when the nomination was at stake

 

so now she can pick on Bernie when literally nothing is at stake

 

come a long way, baby.

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She'd be perfect in a re-filming of Great Expectations as Miss Haversham

 

"As an image of the withered bride jilted at the altar, living in a state of perpetual mourning for what might have been, she is magnificent."

 

"It is her appearance that is so haunting, dressed all in white, but of a white which had long ago “lost its lustre, and was faded and yellow”; a cross between a waxwork and a skeleton."

 

"And this brittle, damaged woman we begin by pitying comes to turn such misery both on Estella, the daughter she has brought up as her own, and Pip, the young man she champions and – in the end – betrays. She perceives herself as a defender of the rights of women – but her victories on men are so petty and so vindictive."

 

Typecasting at it's best!

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‘Holy sh*t’! It’s official: Hillary Clinton is out of her ever-loving mind

 

We knew Hillary Clinton’s been taking her election defeat pretty hard, but it really seems to be taking a toll on her sanity.

And don’t just take our word for it … take hers:

 

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And just like that Hillary went from unlikable politician to actual psychopath

 

That's some creepy ass sh*t right there.

 

Deranged and suffering from severe delusions of grandeur.

 

My god, even the "head bowed in contrition" bit, she thinks she is a deposed monarch.

 

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Me: "We all have to live with the consequences of our decisions."
Also Me: "Nothing is ever my fault, its all on you losers and haters."

 

 

America dodged one hell of a bullet.

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https://twitchy.com/sd-3133/2017/09/12/holy-sht-its-official-hillary-clinton-is-out-of-her-ever-loving-mind/?utm_campaign=twitchywidget

 

‘Holy sh*t’! It’s official: Hillary Clinton is out of her ever-loving mind

 

We knew Hillary Clinton’s been taking her election defeat pretty hard, but it really seems to be taking a toll on her sanity.

And don’t just take our word for it … take hers:

 

DJjOi6HXoAAhJBP.jpg Click on to enlarge

 

 

 

And just like that Hillary went from unlikable politician to actual psychopath

 

That's some creepy ass sh*t right there. [/size]

 

Deranged and suffering from severe delusions of grandeur.

 

My god, even the "head bowed in contrition" bit, she thinks she is a deposed monarch.

 

.

 

 

Me: "We all have to live with the consequences of our decisions." [/size]Also Me: "Nothing is ever my fault, its all on you losers and haters."[/size]

 

 

America dodged one hell of a bullet.

That has to,be fake.

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