Pete Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 http://newsthump.com/2016/01/16/no-sanction-for-bbcs-carol-kirkwood-over-cold-as-fck-weather-forecast/ “It’s cold as !@#$.” “I’m sorry?” replied a visibly shocked Turnbill.“Cold. As. !@#$.” She repeated, forcefully.“Bastard cold. Shitting cold. Cold as an eskimo’s arse. Cold as a witch’s tit. Cold enough to worry any brass monkeys. It is abso-!@#$ing-lutely !@#$ing cold as !@#$ing !@#$.” She then dropped the mic and stalked off muttering about being a proper scientist, not a performing penguin.
ChevyVanMiller Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 It's a spoof website, so it's total fiction, but it is funny writing.
DC Tom Posted January 17, 2016 Posted January 17, 2016 It's a spoof website, so it's total fiction Obviously. It was in the mid-30s on the North York Moors Friday.
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