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Nearly every single patriot playoff game there seems to be some sort of huge controversial play that always goes in their favor. What will it be tonight? I'm going to say a phantom P.I. lay in the game against the chiefs to seal it.

 

 

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Yep, either a very controversial call will go their way or they will find some way to bend a rule to their advantage at a key point in the game.

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Andy Reid goes missing after he was last seen heading to the bathroom for his pregame dump. All that was found in the bathroom were his mustache hairs. Aaron Hernandez gets convicted of another murder in order to cover it up for Robert Kraft.

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The refs will hide it the best they can in that both teams will be penalized the same amount - they will just make sure the Patriots get the critical holding calls etc to go their way. The drive extension/stall calls will predominantly go in the Pats favor but that kind of breakdown of the penalties won't get talked about.

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roughing the passer - against the chefs - multiple times

 

he took one step sideways, so obviously he was outside of the tackle box

 

It's really more of a center-guard gap box when it comes to Brady throwing the ball away.

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Ref asks Brady a question at end of second quarter and Brady keeps saying "Must cry about hit...must cry about hit...hit...hit...." It is discovered that Tom Brady is actually a robot in the form of a human and has phucked with all of us for 15 years.

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Giselle strips naked in the end zone Alex Smith is facing at the end of regulation as the Chiefs are threatening to take the lead on the Patriot 5 yard line.

 

Smith looks up and sees a butt naked Giselle standing in the middle of the front row as he looks for Kelce over the middle, loses his concentration and throws a wildly inaccurate INT to seal their defeat.

 

Giselle then says it wasn't her, but a doppelganger Kraft hired and controversy ensues....

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