Bad Things Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 "I told you so, you morons!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Stop this ride I want to get off!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Sex is more fun, and less risky, when you're alone: a cautionary tale about a man and his fur glove. Is this a story about shower boy? It's all pink on the inside ~JBoyst NO, I'm not Tom Selek ~Beerball How to Marry up ~Gugny Group texts are my jam ~Mrags Special Sauce ~Mead Blowing on my bits ~Jay Rubeo Life in moms basement ~Simon How to dodge the draft, but still live in a small hole with another man ~Howard Sleeping with the enemy. ~Shirley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 "I Was A Teenage Polka Robot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Cletus on my clit ~Shirley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Cletus on my clit ~ShirleyHoward just texted me....said that was rude and you should respect your elders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 "Electromagnetic Fields of Blood: My Foray Into the Battle of the Bulge and How the Krauts Affected My Outlook on Life" - DC Tom I already posted mine, and it was better than this dreck. Mine at least made sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Howard just texted me....said that was rude and you should respect your elders. Tell him next time he's near the ledge, just jump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 "The secret of my limited success: a rags to dish towel story" tgreg99 With a forward by Giorgio Tsoukolos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 "screwed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Is this a story about shower boy? It's all pink on the inside ~JBoyst NO, I'm not Tom Selek ~Beerball How to Marry up ~Gugny Group texts are my jam ~Mrags Special Sauce ~Mead Blowing on my bits ~Jay Rubeo Life in moms basement ~Simon How to dodge the draft, but still live in a small hole with another man ~Howard Sleeping with the enemy. ~Shirley "Who the !@#$ Only Orders Three Boxes??" - Cletus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 If Flutie Would Have Started... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 ADVICE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 "Who the !@#$ Only Orders Three Boxes??" - Cletus * Side Note: I have a feeling Cletus' kid is gonna send me my two boxes of cookies with a Post It note that reads "Thanks Fergy...with your $8 contribution me and the other girls can start on that desalinization plant in Guam...You're all heart!! ****head!!!"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 19, 2016 Author Share Posted January 19, 2016 Is this a story about shower boy? It's all pink on the inside ~JBoyst NO, I'm not Tom Selek ~Beerball How to Marry up ~Gugny Group texts are my jam ~Mrags Special Sauce ~Mead Blowing on my bits ~Jay Rubeo Life in moms basement ~Simon How to dodge the draft, but still live in a small hole with another man ~Howard Sleeping with the enemy. ~Shirley winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 * Side Note: I have a feeling Cletus' kid is gonna send me my two boxes of cookies with a Post It note that reads "Thanks Fergy...with your $8 contribution me and the other girls can start on that desalinization plant in Guam...You're all heart!! ****head!!!"* Oh no, she's almost 9, it won't be sensored! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 A glass half full life, a glass half empty football team.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Why I pay for other people's season tickets ~Fergy How to order, then cancel Girl Scout cookies ~Beerball You gonna be my new B word Or My baby boy makes millions and wouldn't get me outta jail ~ Demaryius Thomas's mom My username explains my sex life ~Just Jack MRAGS is actually an acronym, "Messaging Repeatedly in Groups SUCK!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 "I like long rifles...300 Savage is my favorite" - Cletus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 You !@#$s Exist Out of the Generosity of My Soul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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