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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wisconsin-high-school-chant-ban_56965df3e4b09dbb4bad5923

 

To underscore just how inane some of these recommendations are, here’s a complete list of the exact words and actions that the WIAA considers “sportsmanship infractions.”

  1. Booing of any kind (Reminder, this is a Sporting event)
  2. “Over-rated” chant
  3. “Scoreboard” cheer
  4. “Air ball” chant
  5. “Nuts n’ Bolts…” chant
  6. “You, You, You” chant
  7. “You can’t do that,” “fund-a-mentals,” “We can’t hear you,” “Warm up the bus” chants
  8. “Sieve, sieve, sieve” chant
  9. “Nah, nah, hah, nah...hey-eyy goodbye” song; “Season’s Over” chant
  10. “Push it, push it, push it” chant
  11. “U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A” or any acronym of derogatory language or innuendo (U-S-A is not allowed ?)
  12. Any chants/comments that are disrespectful to an opponent or official, including school mascot, school nickname, school population, opponent’s town or community or that is derogatory to an individual because of race, gender, creed, body type or ability
  13. Holding up papers or props during opponent introductions
  14. Turning backs to court/field during opponent introductions (LOL...........now that is coddling)
  15. Dressing in attire that is not associated with school spirit or is inappropriate
  16. Waving arms or making movements or sudden noises in an attempt to distract an opponent
  17. Fan participation activities while the game is actually being played (i.e. roller coaster, the wave, etc.)
  18. Competitors not shaking hands after a contest
  19. Competitors “trash-talking” before, during or after a contest
  20. Competitors celebrating a play excessively by beating on chest; pointing to the crowd; dancing; or a movement perceived to be drawing attention to one’s self (let's see them enforce that at some schools)
  21. Competitors celebrating a play by prolonged staring at an opponent, or standing over an opponent
  22. Criticizing or diminishing the efforts or abilities of an opponent or official in the media before during or after a contest
  23. Criticizing teammates or coaches
  24. Not standing at attention during the National Anthem or excessive talking, chanting, yelling or movement during the playing/singing of the anthem
  25. Throwing of any object by fans or competitors throwing/hitting equipment (pucks, balls, bats, helmets, etc.)
  26. Body passing
  27. Damaging any property (bleachers, hotel rooms, locker rooms, etc.) associated with a sporting event
  28. Attending an event inebriated or under the influence of mood altering substances
  29. Bare-chested fans and body paint at indoor events
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wisconsin-high-school-chant-ban_56965df3e4b09dbb4bad5923

 

To underscore just how inane some of these recommendations are, here’s a complete list of the exact words and actions that the WIAA considers “sportsmanship infractions.”

  1. Booing of any kind (Reminder, this is a Sporting event)
  2. “Over-rated” chant
  3. “Scoreboard” cheer
  4. “Air ball” chant
  5. “Nuts n’ Bolts…” chant
  6. “You, You, You” chant
  7. “You can’t do that,” “fund-a-mentals,” “We can’t hear you,” “Warm up the bus” chants
  8. “Sieve, sieve, sieve” chant
  9. “Nah, nah, hah, nah...hey-eyy goodbye” song; “Season’s Over” chant
  10. “Push it, push it, push it” chant
  11. “U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A” or any acronym of derogatory language or innuendo (U-S-A is not allowed ?)
  12. Any chants/comments that are disrespectful to an opponent or official, including school mascot, school nickname, school population, opponent’s town or community or that is derogatory to an individual because of race, gender, creed, body type or ability
  13. Holding up papers or props during opponent introductions
  14. Turning backs to court/field during opponent introductions (LOL...........now that is coddling)
  15. Dressing in attire that is not associated with school spirit or is inappropriate
  16. Waving arms or making movements or sudden noises in an attempt to distract an opponent
  17. Fan participation activities while the game is actually being played (i.e. roller coaster, the wave, etc.)
  18. Competitors not shaking hands after a contest
  19. Competitors “trash-talking” before, during or after a contest
  20. Competitors celebrating a play excessively by beating on chest; pointing to the crowd; dancing; or a movement perceived to be drawing attention to one’s self (let's see them enforce that at some schools)
  21. Competitors celebrating a play by prolonged staring at an opponent, or standing over an opponent
  22. Criticizing or diminishing the efforts or abilities of an opponent or official in the media before during or after a contest
  23. Criticizing teammates or coaches
  24. Not standing at attention during the National Anthem or excessive talking, chanting, yelling or movement during the playing/singing of the anthem
  25. Throwing of any object by fans or competitors throwing/hitting equipment (pucks, balls, bats, helmets, etc.)
  26. Body passing
  27. Damaging any property (bleachers, hotel rooms, locker rooms, etc.) associated with a sporting event
  28. Attending an event inebriated or under the influence of mood altering substances
  29. Bare-chested fans and body paint at indoor events

 

 

Short version:

 

You must sit silently and motionless (if you must move, move slowly so as not to startle anyone). Face the area of play at all times. Bring nothing into the event. Wear an approved uniform. And don't look at anyone.

 

Now go out there and have fun.

Edited by DC Tom
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