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No, not that Ryan.

 

And no. Not that player.

 

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/01/derrick-dockery-paul-ryan-217757

 

Derrick Dockery to join Paul Ryan's staff to build coalitions.

 

Jeebus. We gave this dude a $16M signing bonus?

 

We had some damn screwed up pro personnel e v a l for a good while didn't we? Per Wiki it was $18M. Played here 2 years, 2007-2008

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Prediction: Ryan dismisses Dockery from his staff in April but still owes him a sizeable bonus. He replaces Dockery with someone from the opposite side of the aisle to fill Dockery's role. Quickly this turns out to be a difficult role for a staunch righty to tackle. We will refer to Dockery's replacement as "Dead Man Walker-ing" hereafter. Within a matter of months, its apparent that Dead Man Walker-ing isn't suited for a position working with the left side of the party line and he is canned. An intern is promoted to replace Dead Man Walker-ing who it turns out is the illegitimate son of a Senator. Soon thereafter, Ryan is replaced by the AVP or assistant vice president.

 

I've seen this show before.

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