Saxum Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a40934/2800-year-old-alien-nokia-phone/?ref=yfp Researchers are claiming they have dug up what looks like a 2,800-year-old Mesopotamian clay tablet cell phone, reportedly found in the Austrian town of Fuschl am See. Sadly, like Damascus steel, the technology to make functioning clay cell phones is still not known.
DC Tom Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 Yeah, sure. You'd think aliens advanced enough to make a cell phone would be advanced enough to not inscribe it with really crappy cuneiform script.
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 It was a great invention for its time, except, there was nobody to call.
/dev/null Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 were they able to recover the contact list or any selfies?
4merper4mer Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 were they able to recover the contact list or any selfies? No but they did find Cleopatra's home made sex tape and a video of a dude catching on fire while tailgating before the chariot race.
BringBackFergy Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 If you look close at the screen it says: Mead: "Hey Beerball...will we make the playoffs this year?" Beerball: "I'm busy shaping a stone couch for my man cave...Playoffs next year for sure"
BuffaloBill Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 If you look close at the screen it says: Mead: "Hey Beerball...will we make the playoffs this year?" Beerball: "I'm busy shaping a stone couch for my man cave...Playoffs next year for sure" Can't you read? Beerball claimed he was busy with Fred and Barney in a ménage a 'trois on the stone couch....
BringBackFergy Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 Can't you read? Beerball claimed he was busy with Fred and Barney in a ménage a 'trois on the stone couch....
Nanker Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 If you look close at the screen it says: Mead: "Hey Beerball...will we make the playoffs this year?" Beerball: "I'm busy shaping a stone couch for my man cave...Playoffs next year for sure" Can't you read? Beerball claimed he was busy with Fred and Barney in a ménage a 'trois on the stone couch.... BS. I dropped that very phone in the mud like a hot potato when the new Elderberry VI came out in 48090000075 PBB (post big bang).
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