Saxum Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a40934/2800-year-old-alien-nokia-phone/?ref=yfp Researchers are claiming they have dug up what looks like a 2,800-year-old Mesopotamian clay tablet cell phone, reportedly found in the Austrian town of Fuschl am See. Sadly, like Damascus steel, the technology to make functioning clay cell phones is still not known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Yeah, sure. You'd think aliens advanced enough to make a cell phone would be advanced enough to not inscribe it with really crappy cuneiform script. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 It was a great invention for its time, except, there was nobody to call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 were they able to recover the contact list or any selfies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 were they able to recover the contact list or any selfies? No but they did find Cleopatra's home made sex tape and a video of a dude catching on fire while tailgating before the chariot race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 If you look close at the screen it says: Mead: "Hey Beerball...will we make the playoffs this year?" Beerball: "I'm busy shaping a stone couch for my man cave...Playoffs next year for sure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 If you look close at the screen it says: Mead: "Hey Beerball...will we make the playoffs this year?" Beerball: "I'm busy shaping a stone couch for my man cave...Playoffs next year for sure" Can't you read? Beerball claimed he was busy with Fred and Barney in a ménage a 'trois on the stone couch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Can't you read? Beerball claimed he was busy with Fred and Barney in a ménage a 'trois on the stone couch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 If you look close at the screen it says: Mead: "Hey Beerball...will we make the playoffs this year?" Beerball: "I'm busy shaping a stone couch for my man cave...Playoffs next year for sure" Can't you read? Beerball claimed he was busy with Fred and Barney in a ménage a 'trois on the stone couch.... BS. I dropped that very phone in the mud like a hot potato when the new Elderberry VI came out in 48090000075 PBB (post big bang). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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