Favorite sports quotes

[ICanSleepWhenI'mDead]

"The older I get, the better I used to be!"

 

Dr. J

[Uffalo Ills]

"We keep beating ourselves, but we're getting better at it."

[Gugny]

Allen Iverson?

 

Artest said it first. Years before Iverson made it famous.

[bbb]

 

Artest said it first. Years before Iverson made it famous.

 

That's like how Marv quoted Emerson Boozer.

[Best Player Available]

"if winning isn't everything why do they keep score?"---------Vince Lombardi

Edited January 7, 2016 by Best Player Available

[filthymcnasty08]

"Whoop dee damn doo!"

 

Derrick Coleman

[DC Tom]

"I'm just here so I don't get fined."

 

I love that one. I use it at family gatherings.

[Uncle Joe]

"He's beating him like a rented mule."
"(And the ref is just tuning him out)"

Budweiser commercial

Edited January 8, 2016 by Uncle Joe

[DC Tom]

And then there's

 

"The Commissioner has authorized me to inform you of the discipline that, pursuant to his authority under Article 46 of the CBA, has been imposed on you for your role in the use of under-inflated footballs by the Patriots in this year's AFC Championship Game. "

[fridge]

After a narrow victory in 1994, Boston Bruins defenseman Al Iafrate was asked why, in the closing moments of the game, he had fired the puck around the boards rather than into the empty net. His reply?:

 

"Empty-net goals are for faggots."

[Kelly the Dog]

"I don't cut."

 

Lee Smith in answer to "Why didn't you cut upfield?" from a Bills receiver who was blocking for him after Lee's catch which opened up a huge lane toward the middle of the field, but Smith just ran out of bounds instead.

[DisplacedBillsFan]

"We talkin' 'bout practice"

And, this remains one of my favorites

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=07G23zMGa4g

[LOVEMESOMEBILLS]

"He was in the pile giving him the business."

 

You mean Jim Mora? That's a classic! So is his "diddly poo" rant.

Close. " There's a personal foul on 99 of the defense after he tackled the qb, he's givin him the business down there, that's a 15 yard penalty"

 

 

[TakeYouToTasker]

"Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer."

 

Ted Williams

[Kelly the Dog]

"Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer."

 

Ted Williams

Babe Ruth after getting three straight called strikes against Walter Johnson, the first pitcher known to throw over 100 mph...

 

Ruth to Umpire: "See any of those?"

Umpire: "Nope."

Ruth: "Well that third one SOUNDED a little high."

[Augie]

I love that one. I use it at family gatherings.

I know the feeling. Apparently retreating to the adjacent family room to read a book does not get one off the hook. I learn and adapt. And suffer on occasion. I now sit by as they all shout over each other, and dream of a day at the beach.

[707BillsFan]

Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.--- John Wooden

[dulles]

"Practice?? We talkin' bout practice? Practice? - Ron Artest

Actually, that was Allen Iverson. Here's another powerful quote from the NBA: "We're going to turn this thing around 360 degrees!". I think it was Jason Kidd... Definitely a pre-Dirk Dallas Maverick.

[Kelly the Dog]

Danny Ainge was coach of the Phoenix Suns and they started out the year losing their first 11 or so games of the season, and his young son came home from school today and said...

 

Kid: "Knock Knock."

Ainge: "Who's there?"

Kid: "Owen."

Ainge: "Owen who?"

Kid: "Owen Eleven."

[White Linen]

"If you look good, you feel good. If you feel good, you play good. If you play good, they pay good" - Deion Sanders