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Rex catches a teenager putting sugar in the gas tank of his Bills truck (as it sits outside the Big Tree Inn). Rex punches the teen and is suspended by the team. Aaron Kromer is named interim head coach.

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I think it's most likely Rex declares himself the winner of the fight before it begins. The perp then punches Rex in the stomach and his lap band severs and he blows up to be a spitting image of Rob Ryan again. Tries to enter one Bills drive asked to leave while security id's him as Rob Ryan gets released because he doesnt report to work and they rehire Mike Malarkey

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Bills sign Eric Weddle in FA.

This is one I could totally see. I guess that means it's not a bold prediction. Better to be accurate than bold.

 

EDIT: any other big-time jerks out there for the Jerk Whisperer to bring in?

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1) Whaley will trade away draft selections.

 

2) They will use the first round pick on a defensive back.

just like the good ole days.

Love continuity

19 - 0 Baby-- just for the senator

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This is one I could totally see. I guess that means it's not a bold prediction. Better to be accurate than bold.

 

EDIT: any other big-time jerks out there for the Jerk Whisperer to bring in?

Greg Hardy was only on a 1 year deal I believe

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Bills trade 4th round pick for Barkevious Mingo.

 

I'd love it. That's one of my favorite names. He does fit better with the Dawg Pound though. See what I did there...Bark...Dawg Pound.

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I'd love it. That's one of my favorite names. He does fit better with the Dawg Pound though. See what I did there...Bark...Dawg Pound.

he actually fits Whaley's model of reclamation projects. Former 1st round pick, didn't do much with team that drafted him, cast aside, voila...
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I skipped ahead, has anyone said Rex will learn how to be a good head coach?

 

 

I do hope I'm wrong about him. (Not the getting good part)

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he actually fits Whaley's model of reclamation projects. Former 1st round pick, didn't do much with team that drafted him, cast aside, voila...

He stinks!! Tons of athletic ability and never had any production (in cockles either).
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Rex Ryan feels the pressure for his dismal defensive showing and scapegoats Thurman.

 

(EXTRA-BOLD: Brings in his brother to replace him.)

I'm feeling ill. I guess the league is full of guys who get fired. Why not brothers?

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