Talonz Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 OMFG - I am watching AI on my DVR.. Paula Abdul is out of her mind tonight.... She is all over Simon, she is dancing, and generally acting NUTS.. Give me what she is taking
zevo Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 i am absolutely in love with carrie. That fuggin performance was excellent. It honestly sent chills down me and that usually doesnt happen cuz i dont really get into this kind of stuff, but She is gorgeous. Anyway what was that song she sang cuz it was sweet. Was that a wilson phillips song?
ajzepp Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 i am absolutely in love with carrie. That fuggin performance was excellent. It honestly sent chills down me and that usually doesnt happen cuz i dont really get into this kind of stuff, but She is gorgeous.Anyway what was that song she sang cuz it was sweet. Was that a wilson phillips song? 284021[/snapback] It was a song by Heart from around '87 (??).....somewhere around there. It's a pretty good song and she killed it.
zevo Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 It was a song by Heart from around '87 (??).....somewhere around there. It's a pretty good song and she killed it. 284022[/snapback] killed it, as in good? dude i thought she was amazing, and amazingly gorgeous.
ajzepp Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 killed it, as in good? dude i thought she was amazing, and amazingly gorgeous. 284025[/snapback] Yep, killed it as in good
bobblehead Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 That was the most excruciating hour on my eardrums in a long, long time. These people, well, lets just say they suck. So the first guy comes out, and he has a touching story about having a tracheotomy done when he was a child, and now can sing. It's a great story, but I question the "now he can sing" part. This next part is going to sound bad, and I'm sorry, but I can't stop looking at the trach hole. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, but he just, presentsit. Next, wow. I'm still shaking about this. Complete 80's hair job girl! Wow! Not just 80's, but 80's porn! This woman has the personality of one of those new Japanese robots you see at technology trade shows. Absolutely dead space. The judges are all over her sh--, though. Creepy if you ask me. It must be me, I must have the hearing of dogs. Sounded screetchy. The trailer park guy threw his glasses to the side. Rock! I was afraid he wouldn't get them back. He could stand to tuck in his shirt, too. So then this curious cross between David Koresh and Michael Bolton sings Jim Croce, he has crosses on his shirt because he's goth, you know. A safe, American Idol kind of goth, I would guess. Someone should remind him that Lynyrd Skynyrd never sang Bauhaus covers. He croons to this guitar player on stage. Well, not really. He actually sings to the guitar. Wierd. People dig his scene though. The type of crowd that is into this really thinks he is some rock god, as if he was sent to earth by the spirit of Elvis to rock us hard. He is a wedding singer. I'm sorry about all this, because in his defense, he is one of the few people who can actually sing on this show. The other 'rocker' (hehe), sang a Partridge Family song. Really! When he said he was going to sing this, I thought "now this is really cool". Too bad he's not all that good, but at least he is the only person on this show who appears to be wearing his own clothes. He has a double chin. The Fran Drescher girl is really, really nauseating. It makes dogs howl. She said she wants to win so she can buy her mom a breast enlargement. Not that is a 'real' rocker, if you ask me. Then, then! Auntie Entity from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome comes out! Wow! Holy !@#$ing sh--! Sings a Cyndi Lauper song, which is not interesting, and sort of meh when you hear it. The last girl should just scratch a chalkboard, but she deliberately brings the boobs. Kind of trashy for American Idol, but points for effort, I guess. The scary part is that the judges actually think she sings better than anybody else.
SD Jarhead Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Bobblehead, that is some funny sheet man! But seriously, it doesen't look like Mikayla's mom is going to get that silicone she was hoping for...too bad
ajzepp Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 That was the most excruciating hour on my eardrums in a long, long time. These people, well, lets just say they suck. So the first guy comes out, and he has a touching story about having a tracheotomy done when he was a child, and now can sing. It's a great story, but I question the "now he can sing" part. This next part is going to sound bad, and I'm sorry, but I can't stop looking at the trach hole. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, but he just, presentsit. Next, wow. I'm still shaking about this. Complete 80's hair job girl! Wow! Not just 80's, but 80's porn! This woman has the personality of one of those new Japanese robots you see at technology trade shows. Absolutely dead space. The judges are all over her sh--, though. Creepy if you ask me. It must be me, I must have the hearing of dogs. Sounded screetchy. The trailer park guy threw his glasses to the side. Rock! I was afraid he wouldn't get them back. He could stand to tuck in his shirt, too. So then this curious cross between David Koresh and Michael Bolton sings Jim Croce, he has crosses on his shirt because he's goth, you know. A safe, American Idol kind of goth, I would guess. Someone should remind him that Lynyrd Skynyrd never sang Bauhaus covers. He croons to this guitar player on stage. Well, not really. He actually sings to the guitar. Wierd. People dig his scene though. The type of crowd that is into this really thinks he is some rock god, as if he was sent to earth by the spirit of Elvis to rock us hard. He is a wedding singer. I'm sorry about all this, because in his defense, he is one of the few people who can actually sing on this show. The other 'rocker' (hehe), sang a Partridge Family song. Really! When he said he was going to sing this, I thought "now this is really cool". Too bad he's not all that good, but at least he is the only person on this show who appears to be wearing his own clothes. He has a double chin. The Fran Drescher girl is really, really nauseating. It makes dogs howl. She said she wants to win so she can buy her mom a breast enlargement. Not that is a 'real' rocker, if you ask me. Then, then! Auntie Entity from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome comes out! Wow! Holy !@#$ing sh--! Sings a Cyndi Lauper song, which is not interesting, and sort of meh when you hear it. The last girl should just scratch a chalkboard, but she deliberately brings the boobs. Kind of trashy for American Idol, but points for effort, I guess. The scary part is that the judges actually think she sings better than anybody else. 284088[/snapback] lol, good stuff
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Bobblehead, that is some good stuff. What was with Paula all over Simon? She must have been on something. She also said something negative to one of the performers which is very unusual for her. My thoughts: Federov should stick to hockey. Constantine - The Partridge Family? I always thought that that song sucked. But, he actually sang it worse than the Partridge family. I have no idea why this guy is still in it. He's pretty ugly, so I don't see why even the girls would vote for him. Nadia - just when I thought that she was one of the best, she pulls out one of the worst performances of the season. I was almost starting to get used to her old hair style and she comes out with a mohawk. Jessica - She's a porker who tries to show off her fat body and can't sing. Looks like someone I might have hooked up with once when I was out hogging. Steve - this guy irritates the hell out of me. He looks like some hick from the farm and they dress him up like some hip-hop wannabee and he sings like a crooner. Mikala - I think that her bus ticket home is already printed up for tonight.
KRC Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 She is all over Simon, she is dancing, and generally acting NUTS.. Give me what she is taking 284012[/snapback] Why, do you want to be all over Simon too?
KRC Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Anthony....C- (he's fading quickly)Vonzell...B (Stepped it up, I thought.....looked hot) Anwar...B- (Disappointing start, but finished up well) Mikala...D- ( ) Nadia...C- (Very disappointing.....bad song choice) Jessica...B (you just can't rush that song) Bo...B (So-so job, but the guy is still among the best in the competition) Niko...A- (Nailed it.....) Scott...B+ (I thought he did well.....he'll be top 6) Constantine...C+ (eh.....) Carrie...A+ (I loved that song growing up, and she nailed it...looked DAMN hot) 283991[/snapback] I pretty much agree with you assessments. It was the wrong song for Anwar. Same goes for Bo. Let's see if they can pick something better next week. Carrie was awesome last night. Jessica's voice just does not seem to be strong enough to do that song. She held back too much. Overall, I would give the same grades that you did.
T-Bone Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 That show is STILL on????? 243289[/snapback] Hard to believe, isn't it? The dumbing down of America continues.....
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 killed it, as in good? dude i thought she was amazing, and amazingly gorgeous. 284025[/snapback] You've got some low stadards there. She's a tad on the chunk. And not only that, she can't sing worth a damn. I was laying there in bed last night with a 101 degree fever, just wishing I was dead because all of those no-talent karaoke hacks were singing pathetic songs very badly. The only one who has half a voice is the goth wannabe from Alabammy or wherever he's from.
USMCBillsFan Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 You've got some low stadards there. She's a tad on the chunk. And not only that, she can't sing worth a damn. I was laying there in bed last night with a 101 degree fever, just wishing I was dead because all of those no-talent karaoke hacks were singing pathetic songs very badly. The only one who has half a voice is the goth wannabe from Alabammy or wherever he's from. 284186[/snapback] What's funny to me is all the people like JSP that talk about how much this show sucks and how bad the singers are yet they STILL watch it. If you're just going to b!tch about it then simply turn the channel.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 What's funny to me is all the people like JSP that talk about how much this show sucks and how bad the singers are yet they STILL watch it. If you're just going to b!tch about it then simply turn the channel. 284200[/snapback] You're OVBVIOUSLY not married are you? The WIFE watches the damn show and I can't do a fugging thing about it. Capisce?
USMCBillsFan Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 You're OVBVIOUSLY not married are you? The WIFE watches the damn show and I can't do a fugging thing about it. Capisce? 284201[/snapback] Actually I am married and I watch the show, not my wife. Who in todays age has only one tv in the house? Some people just B word to B word. If the shoe fits..... and if not.....
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Actually I am married and I watch the show, not my wife. Who in todays age has only one tv in the house? Some people just B word to B word. If the shoe fits..... and if not..... 284204[/snapback] Like Is aid, last night I was in bed with a 101 degree fever. The wife was with me in bed. She had the remote. I was forked.
Talonz Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Actually I am married and I watch the show, not my wife. Who in todays age has only one tv in the house? Some people just B word to B word. If the shoe fits..... and if not..... 284204[/snapback] I'm in the same boat..I am married, but I am the one who watches the show....The wife is usually too busy tucking the kids in bed in that time slot.. Its' one of the few shows on network TV that I like... 24 and Lost would be 2 others that are worth my time... Oh well, some people just B word about EVERYTHING...So many other shows on network TV are H O R R I B L E.
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