The Real Buffalo Joe Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 What is the most valuable life lesson you've ever learned, either on TBD or elsewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) Trust your dog's instincts, they generally love anyone, If your dog is wary of someone, that person is probably not a good person (or mistreated your dog when you weren't watching). Edited December 29, 2015 by Guffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 That people should not expose their attempted dating lives on websites. Oh wait, that was the lesson you learned. I'll get back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Enjoy every sandwich! - Warren Zevon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Enjoy every sandwich! By sandwich do you mean one "would ya" on each side of you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I've learned that there's no such thing as a decent lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 When my son was very young he wanted to play one of those games where you try to capture a toy with a grappling hook/crane. I said," You don't want any of that junk" He replied "Just because it's junk to you doesn't mean it's junk to me." Point taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 "he who laughs last..............Just didn't get the joke" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 When my son was very young he wanted to play one of those games where you try to capture a toy with a grappling hook/crane. I said," You don't want any of that junk" He replied "Just because it's junk to you doesn't mean it's junk to me." Point taken. Did you hit him after he sassed you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 gugny is the perfect word. It can be a noun, a verb, an adjective or an adverb. It can also be used to describe the most horrendous body functions/afflictions. For example "Pardon me you reeking B word, would you kindly get your gugny out of my face?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 I learned that there are but two types of people in the world, the humble and the soon to be humbled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Never ask a woman if she is pregnant....never, ever. Learned this the hard way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Speaking of life's lesson, have you found it better asking guys out on dates or old women at the nursing home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Never ask a woman if she is pregnant....never, ever. Learned this the hard way. You changed your avatar. This is almost as weird as when Gringo changed his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 there are II types of people in the world those who understand Roman Numerals and those who do not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 What about the other 9 types? there are II types of people in the world those who understand Roman Numerals and those who do not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Be lazy and do it right the first time. Don't bother trying to not make mistakes. Mistakes happen. They can't be avoided. Rather, don't worry about mistakes that can be easily corrected, put your effort into avoiding irrevocable mistakes.. Never make the same mistake twice. Push your boundaries. If you're not growing, you're dying. 80% of everything is crap. But no one can ever agree on which 80%. And it doesn't preclude the remaining 20% being crap, too. Death is natural. The one thing you have in common with every other person is: one of you will have the opportunity to read the other's obituary. Don't pet wild animals. People have the right to their opinions. They do not, however, have the right to be taken seriously. Never pass up a chance to take a piss. Specialization is for insects. A man knows how to: tie a Windsor knot, fix a car, throw a baseball, give a toast or a eulogy off-the-cuff, start a fire, cook breakfast, order her dinner, choose a wine, play a song on the guitar, hold a grudge, let go of a grudge, find north, polish a pair of shoes, sharpen a blade, shuffle cards, drive stick, tie a bowline and a clove hitch, approach a strange dog, and be there for her without being "just her friend." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Don't trust whitey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Never ask for advice from knuckleheads on a message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 That people should not expose their attempted dating lives on websites. Oh wait, that was the lesson you learned. I'll get back to you. I do that all the time, see below. gugny is the perfect word. It can be a noun, a verb, an adjective or an adverb. It can also be used to describe the most horrendous body functions/afflictions. For example "Pardon me you reeking B word, would you kindly get your gugny out of my face?" Star Gugny: The Force Awakens Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Gugny Chip Point Gugny The Hunger Gugny: Mockingjay Part 2 The Gugny Witch Hunter Be lazy and do it right the first time. Don't bother trying to not make mistakes. Mistakes happen. They can't be avoided. Rather, don't worry about mistakes that can be easily corrected, put your effort into avoiding irrevocable mistakes.. Never make the same mistake twice. Push your boundaries. If you're not growing, you're dying. 80% of everything is crap. But no one can ever agree on which 80%. And it doesn't preclude the remaining 20% being crap, too. Death is natural. The one thing you have in common with every other person is: one of you will have the opportunity to read the other's obituary. Don't pet wild animals. People have the right to their opinions. They do not, however, have the right to be taken seriously. Never pass up a chance to take a piss. Specialization is for insects. A man knows how to: tie a Windsor knot, fix a car, throw a baseball, give a toast or a eulogy off-the-cuff, start a fire, cook breakfast, order her dinner, choose a wine, play a song on the guitar, hold a grudge, let go of a grudge, find north, polish a pair of shoes, sharpen a blade, shuffle cards, drive stick, tie a bowline and a clove hitch, approach a strange dog, and be there for her without being "just her friend." Joe was doing so well until the end. I can do all of that but choose the wine. Funny story. It failed me miserably. 3rd date with a woman, drinks at her place, everything going well and she asked me to choose a bottle of wine. It took me 10 minutes and googling. She deduced why I was late and she had said that a man to her could choose the right bottle of wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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