ISIS goes recruiting, recruits say they're too busy...

[Just Jack]

http://news.yahoo.com/isis-leader-called-muslims-everywhere-134744498.html

[Azalin]

From the Twitter replies: "You should have told me before. I just renewed my pornhub subscription. Anyways, hope you are enjoying Russian fireworks."

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Hind Al-Sulaiti @hsulaiti

@iyad_elbaghdadi I wanna wait until April and find out what happened to Jon Snow

 

[unbillievable]

Don't be surprised if you're put on the no-fly list after visiting that guy's twitter site.