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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to the Dungeon


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To the boards enlightened Left,

 

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2016, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.

 

(Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere.)

 

Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On behalf of the entire board, I would like to take a moment to pointedly NOT wish our resident militant atheist, Gene Frenkle, a Merry Christmas.

 

Gene, happy just-another-day. I hope it is dull and uninspiring, and indistinguishable from any other Friday.

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On behalf of the entire board, I would like to take a moment to pointedly NOT wish our resident militant atheist, Gene Frenkle, a Merry Christmas.

 

Gene, happy just-another-day. I hope it is dull and uninspiring, and indistinguishable from any other Friday.

But it is not just any other day.

 

Happy Federal holiday.

 

Because no day can be magical without Government sanction

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