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I'm a victim, you're a victim, he's a victim, she's a victim.....wouldn't you like to be a victim too? You must have to work really hard to make that analysis with a straight face.

 

This piece is more suitable for the onion.

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Besides the fact that in the original Trilogy Anakin Skywalker was clearly a white guy when Luke removed his mask, his (original) force-ghost appeared on Endor, and had two white children

 

But yeah, Star Wars was Racist® because he wore a black suit. Lest we forget that the Stormtroopers, aka The Cops, were all white.

 

I want MHP job. Gets paid a ton of money to talk out her ass

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Wow....someone even more pathetic than those who spent the whole day talking about the Rex Ryan situation!

 

"The Darth Vader situation" is great.

 

THERE IS NO DARTH VADER SITUATION! HE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!

 

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/boycott-star-wars-vii-movement-833102

"Boycott 'Star Wars VII'" Movement Launched; Movie Called "Anti-White"

 

 

That's too stupid to be anything more than a desperate cry for attention.

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Equally stupid as the one above but the sources are a bit different. Anonymous nutbags on twitter verses a paid nutbag on a major cable news outlet.

 

Exactly. And guess which one will probably be the subject of a 15 minute rant on the Daily Show or John Oliver or one of those shows.

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There are so many things wrong with this. Lando is the administrator of Cloud City and a freaking rebel general. In the prequel trilogy, Mace Windu was the most senior Jedi. Not to mention, as others have, Vader is white, and the Empire was partly modeled after the Nazis.

 

Has she even actually seen Star Wars?

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There are so many things wrong with this. Lando is the administrator of Cloud City and a freaking rebel general. In the prequel trilogy, Mace Windu was the most senior Jedi. Not to mention, as others have, Vader is white, and the Empire was partly modeled after the Nazis.

 

Has she even actually seen Star Wars?

 

Or The Hidden Fortress, which Star Wars is "based on" (i.e. "stolen from," right down to the timing of the wipe-cuts.)

 

No racism in The Hidden Fortress. It's a samurai movie.

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Vader was only given the authority to do the dirty work for old white guys (Tarkin & Palpatine)

 

Palpatine? They have a character named Palpatine?? Sounds like some gay ass chilled duck roulade dish the French made in the 19th century. You know....like Picard. :P

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