US Army finally mothballs ancient weapon

[Beerball]

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/26/us/pillow-fights-at-west-point-are-banned-after-injuries.html?_r=5

[Chef Jim]

Don't you have a turkey or something to attend to?

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Those future soldiers need a Safe Space©

[Nanker]

I hope they replaced them with bayonettes and K-bars.

[Saxum]

I hope none of the players on Army Football team are involved in that fight and in 40 years try to sue NFL for CTE.