Azalin Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Well then I guess I need to go out and get some flowers and candles. You can see the child thinking "flowers and candles?? Are you shitting me??" http://youtu.be/UwBcYMaz0Jg Never underestimate the power of carrying a bouquet of Roses and Baby's Breath into battle. It's like the 60's all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Never underestimate the power of carrying a bouquet of Roses and Baby's Breath into battle. It's like the 60's all over again. White roses, though. Not red. Red's the color of blood, hence constitutes a microaggression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Well then I guess I need to go out and get some flowers and candles. You can see the child thinking "flowers and candles?? Are you shitting me??" http:// youtu.be/UwBcYMaz0Jg He knows the Emperor is wearing no clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 White roses, though. Not red. Red's the color of blood, hence constitutes a microaggression. Good point. Now that I think about it, a bouquet of Pansies would be even more appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Good point. Now that I think about it, a bouquet of Pansies would be even more appropriate. The question becomes how do you get gatorman, ...lybob and birdog to sit still long enough to tie them into a bouquet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 The question becomes how do you get gatorman, ...lybob and birdog to sit still long enough to tie them into a bouquet? Simple. Sit them down in front of a Hillary Clinton speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted November 18, 2015 Author Share Posted November 18, 2015 Simple. Sit them down in front of a Hillary Clinton speech. Yes but then they'll have seizures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I haven't bought one of those since Don Martin left. Nothing like classic MAD. http://landsurvival.com/mad/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Nothing like classic MAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 So this is happening: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/11/18/france-says-it-will-take-30000-syrian-refugees-while-u-s-republicans-would-turn-them-away/ So after having their entrails smeared by enemies imported by their own government, the people of France have to continue receiving foreigners among them. Napoleon spins in the grave: Nothing can excuse a general who takes advantage of the knowledge acquired in the service of his country, to deliver up her frontier and her towns to foreginers. This is a crime reprobated by every principle of religion, morality, and honor. Unless, of course, you carry none of those principles. Right, shitlibs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 So this is happening: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/11/18/france-says-it-will-take-30000-syrian-refugees-while-u-s-republicans-would-turn-them-away/ So after having their entrails smeared by enemies imported by their own government, the people of France have to continue receiving foreigners among them. Napoleon spins in the grave: Unless, of course, you carry none of those principles. Right, shitlibs? I think the explanation d'jour is "they deserved it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Yeah, particularly with these sorts of events, I find myself wishing I could talk to him. I think, though, we've been seeing a subtle but fundamental shift in the tactics of Islamic extremists. Al Qaeda's ultimate goal was always the creation of a unified Greater Islamic State under a reestablished Caliphate, but attacking the West (specifically, us) was with the specific intent of weakening us, since we were the biggest impediment to their goals. But it always seemed that they believed the Ummah was unified enough, philosophically, that establishing a state was a foregone conclusion, and reestablishing the Caliphate was the key point. Lately, while the ultimate goal is still the same, Islamic extremists seem to have come to the conclusion that the Islamic world is not unified enough for a reestablished Caliphate, and the Ummah must be "solidified" (for lack of a better word), and the most effective way to achieve this is to encourage the West to oppress the entire Islamic world to the greatest degree possible. http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/18/opinions/ghitis-isis-self-destructive/index.html?eref=rss_world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Good point. Now that I think about it, a bouquet of Pansies would be even more appropriate. The question becomes how do you get gatorman, ...lybob and birdog to sit still long enough to tie them into a bouquet? I wouldn't call gatorman, lybob, and birdog pansies, they're more vegetable than flower. So tying them into a bouquet isn't quite the proper term. It would be more appropriate to toss them into a salad and pour some vinegar on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 I wouldn't call gatorman, lybob, and birdog pansies, they're more vegetable than flower. So tying them into a bouquet isn't quite the proper term. It would be more appropriate to toss them into a salad and pour some vinegar on them You seem like a guy who has tossed a lot of salads but why don't you leave me, gatorman and birdog out of your fantasies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 You seem like a guy who has tossed a lot of salads but why don't you leave me, gatorman and birdog out of your fantasies. God, I wish you guys were better at insults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 God, I wish you guys were better at insults. If dreams and wishes were cashews and Swedish fishes we'd all have a merry zombie Jesus day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/18/opinions/ghitis-isis-self-destructive/index.html?eref=rss_world You guys buying this? Because I'm not. If that were truly the case then they why are over 80% of their victims Muslims? Is that how you unify a religion? Did you unify a religion by grossly misrepresenting it? Come on. I'm not buying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 You guys buying this? Because I'm not. If that were truly the case then they why are over 80% of their victims Muslims? Is that how you unify a religion? Did you unify a religion by grossly misrepresenting it? Come on. I'm not buying it. It is left wing clap trap. The topic doesn't really matter. They constantly attempt to prove common sense wrong as a way to lash out because daddy didn't pay attention to them. Distortions of reality are always necessary. It is just that sometimes they have to be really crazy like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 You guys buying this? Because I'm not. If that were truly the case then they why are over 80% of their victims Muslims? Is that how you unify a religion? Did you unify a religion by grossly misrepresenting it? Come on. I'm not buying it. You don't have to believe it. But they do. Read this and this. I picked the non conservative sources for you. For somebody who chides others on their ignorance of Islam, you really should research the death cult that's committing crimes against humanity in your name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 You don't have to believe it. But they do. Read this and this. I picked the non conservative sources for you. For somebody who chides others on their ignorance of Islam, you really should research the death cult that's committing crimes against humanity in your name. Complete rubbish. What a waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts