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Dear Joe, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. CBF

 

 

 

 

CBF

I got the stuff. I'm heading there now. Tell Rachel I'm coming, and to have "beans on the stove." She'll know what I mean.

 

XOXO,

 

TRBJ

Dear Joe,

 

I have a 30+ year-long relationship with a football team that sucks. What should I do? Break it off now, or wait another 15 years?

 

Sincerely,

 

Battered Fan in PA

Joe,

 

Seems like it's this team's year. It does. If not, then definitely next year. Stay patient, and apologize to your liver.

 

TRBJ

Should the Mets trade one of the young aces for a real CF or MI?

KD,

I'd suggest trading Trading Matt Harvey and Noah Syndergaard to the Astros for Jed Lowery, Jason Castro, and some sick AA prospects.

 

Thanks,

Unbiased in H-Town

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Joe - Was Jenny really a money hungry, opportunistic B word? Or did she really love Forrest Gump but it took her 20 years and his $10 million dollars to figure it out?

 

Thanks.

 

Concerned in Colorado

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Dear Joe,

 

It was "funny" at first, now it's just creepy. Will you please stop sending me pictures of yourself?

 

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I just wanted to show you the sweater your wife made for me.

 

 

It's friday. Time for another round of "Ask TRBJ."

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Yes. I've decided it's a weekly thing. Ask your questions throughout the week, and I'll answer on Fridays.

Does it involve you answering them correctly, or are you just going to pull **** out of your ass?

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Does anything on TBD involve more than pulling **** out of the posters' ass?

 

Well, then why ask you anything? I can pull better answers out of my own ass than you can out of yours...

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Joe -

 

Is it hotter in the summer than it is in the city?

 

Thanks,

 

Confused

Despite common misconception, the temperatrue in the summer is about the same as the city, however the city is nowhere near as humid, so summer seems hotter.

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The god-awful sequels, mostly...

Please. "Friday the 13th 8: Jason Takes Manhattan" mght be the greatest film ever made.

 

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