The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Starting a weekly advice column. Send me your questions via PM, or here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Why would anyone ask for advice from a bunch of nimrods on a football message board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Why would anyone ask for advice from a bunch of nimrods on a football message board? Um... I ask you for cooking advice all the time CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Um... I ask you for cooking advice all the time CBF Um....I'm not a nimrod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Um....I'm not a nimrod. CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Starting a weekly advice column. Send me your questions via PM, or here. Thank you for offering to help. Recently, I had intimate relations with a person other than Mrs. Banza. It was wonderful and exciting, but I have guilty feelings about it. Now that other person is making demands and I’m confused and worried about what to do next. Am I a bad person? Also, I should point out that the other person is me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 CBF Well at least with cooking. Anything else..............? Nimrod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Well at least with cooking. Anything else..............? Nimrod. Wine? CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Wine? CBF That too. But no more personal research for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Thank you for offering to help. Recently, I had intimate relations with a person other than Mrs. Banza. It was wonderful and exciting, but I have guilty feelings about it. Now that other person is making demands and I’m confused and worried about what to do next. Am I a bad person? Also, I should point out that the other person is me. Juror#8 ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Ok this is !@#$ing weird. I thought this morning about nick in rachacha's advice threads. First question: are you psychic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I am having difficulty keeping my women straight. Hannah is blonde and 5'2. She sticks out and I can remember her for a hesiman pose in her lingerie. But Sam, LeAnn and Laura all are 5'4ish brown hair and brown eyes. They are getting confusing. One is a model and the other a dancer...not that kind. So my question is what should I have for lunch tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I am having difficulty keeping my women straight. Hannah is blonde and 5'2. She sticks out and I can remember her for a hesiman pose in her lingerie. But Sam, LeAnn and Laura all are 5'4ish brown hair and brown eyes. They are getting confusing. One is a model and the other a dancer...not that kind. So my question is what should I have for lunch tomorrow? Hannah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Cut the red or blue wire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I am having difficulty keeping my women straight. Hannah is blonde and 5'2. She sticks out and I can remember her for a hesiman pose in her lingerie. But Sam, LeAnn and Laura all are 5'4ish brown hair and brown eyes. They are getting confusing. One is a model and the other a dancer...not that kind. So my question is what should I have for lunch tomorrow? Fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Hannah. No he said he can't keep women straight. So maybe Hannah wants Sam, LeAnn or Laura for lunch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Dear Joey.... I came up with this idea about a friend on TBD to start a advice column around 12:30. Gugny quickly bought the domain name and I got the trademark. When will our payments for damages begin to roll in? Concerned in Horseheads cc: Jackie Cochran esq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I am having difficulty keeping my women straight. One night with you and they go full Lesbo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 29, 2015 Author Share Posted October 29, 2015 Why would anyone ask for advice from a bunch of nimrods on a football message board? Dear Chef Jim, If instead of insulting people on the internet, you did your job, maybe you wouldn't burn the customers Moons Over My Hammy Grand Slam Breakfast® for the third time this week. TRBJ I am having difficulty keeping my women straight. Hannah is blonde and 5'2. She sticks out and I can remember her for a hesiman pose in her lingerie. But Sam, LeAnn and Laura all are 5'4ish brown hair and brown eyes. They are getting confusing. One is a model and the other a dancer...not that kind. So my question is what should I have for lunch tomorrow? Dear Boyst, I've had the same issue keeping my women straight. My current girlfriend of five years, has been going through a 4 and a half year lesbian phase. As soon as this is over, me and my sweetheart are getting married, I'm sure of it. Joe Thank you for offering to help. Recently, I had intimate relations with a person other than Mrs. Banza. It was wonderful and exciting, but I have guilty feelings about it. Now that other person is making demands and I’m confused and worried about what to do next. Am I a bad person? Also, I should point out that the other person is me. Cug, First, yes, you are a terrible person. But we knew this long before your affair. The first thing you need to do is quit lying, the other person is not you. Second, you need to choose between the wife that you have loved for years, or the new romance that has started between you and Gugny. Joe Dear Joey.... I came up with this idea about a friend on TBD to start a advice column around 12:30. Gugny quickly bought the domain name and I got the trademark. When will our payments for damages begin to roll in? Concerned in Horseheads cc: Jackie Cochran esq Dear Mike, Ask TRBJ is in no way, shape or form associated with "Ask Joey," nor do we hand out legal advice. Thank you for submitting your question, and you can make a payment by sending me your credit card info via PM. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Dear Chef Jim, If instead of insulting people on the internet, you did your job, maybe you wouldn't burn the customers Moons Over My Hammy Grand Slam Breakfast® for the third time this week. U TRBJ Dear Boyst, I've had the same issue keeping my women straight. My current girlfriend of five years, has been going through a 4 and a half year lesbian phase. As soon as this is over, me and my sweetheart are getting married, I'm sure of it. Joe Cug, First, yes, you are a terrible person. But we knew this long before your affair. The first thing you need to do is quit lying, the other person is not you. Second, you need to choose between the wife that you have loved for years, or the new romance that has started between you and Gugny. Joe Dear Mike, Ask TRBJ is in no way, shape or form associated with "Ask Joey," nor do we hand out legal advice. Thank you for submitting your question, and you can make a payment by sending me your credit card info via PM. Joe I'm supposed to eat a lesbian? You give awful advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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