The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Starting a weekly advice column. Send me your questions via PM, or here.
Chef Jim Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Why would anyone ask for advice from a bunch of nimrods on a football message board?
Canadian Bills Fan Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Why would anyone ask for advice from a bunch of nimrods on a football message board? Um... I ask you for cooking advice all the time CBF
Chef Jim Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Um... I ask you for cooking advice all the time CBF Um....I'm not a nimrod.
Cugalabanza Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Starting a weekly advice column. Send me your questions via PM, or here. Thank you for offering to help. Recently, I had intimate relations with a person other than Mrs. Banza. It was wonderful and exciting, but I have guilty feelings about it. Now that other person is making demands and I’m confused and worried about what to do next. Am I a bad person? Also, I should point out that the other person is me.
Chef Jim Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 CBF Well at least with cooking. Anything else..............? Nimrod.
Canadian Bills Fan Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Well at least with cooking. Anything else..............? Nimrod. Wine? CBF
Chef Jim Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Wine? CBF That too. But no more personal research for me.
Gugny Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Thank you for offering to help. Recently, I had intimate relations with a person other than Mrs. Banza. It was wonderful and exciting, but I have guilty feelings about it. Now that other person is making demands and I’m confused and worried about what to do next. Am I a bad person? Also, I should point out that the other person is me. Juror#8 ??
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Ok this is !@#$ing weird. I thought this morning about nick in rachacha's advice threads. First question: are you psychic?
boyst Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 I am having difficulty keeping my women straight. Hannah is blonde and 5'2. She sticks out and I can remember her for a hesiman pose in her lingerie. But Sam, LeAnn and Laura all are 5'4ish brown hair and brown eyes. They are getting confusing. One is a model and the other a dancer...not that kind. So my question is what should I have for lunch tomorrow?
Gugny Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 I am having difficulty keeping my women straight. Hannah is blonde and 5'2. She sticks out and I can remember her for a hesiman pose in her lingerie. But Sam, LeAnn and Laura all are 5'4ish brown hair and brown eyes. They are getting confusing. One is a model and the other a dancer...not that kind. So my question is what should I have for lunch tomorrow? Hannah.
Best Player Available Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 I am having difficulty keeping my women straight. Hannah is blonde and 5'2. She sticks out and I can remember her for a hesiman pose in her lingerie. But Sam, LeAnn and Laura all are 5'4ish brown hair and brown eyes. They are getting confusing. One is a model and the other a dancer...not that kind. So my question is what should I have for lunch tomorrow? Fish?
USMCBillsFan Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Hannah. No he said he can't keep women straight. So maybe Hannah wants Sam, LeAnn or Laura for lunch!
Mike in Horseheads Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Dear Joey.... I came up with this idea about a friend on TBD to start a advice column around 12:30. Gugny quickly bought the domain name and I got the trademark. When will our payments for damages begin to roll in? Concerned in Horseheads cc: Jackie Cochran esq
Jon in Pasadena Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 I am having difficulty keeping my women straight. One night with you and they go full Lesbo?
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 29, 2015 Author Posted October 29, 2015 Why would anyone ask for advice from a bunch of nimrods on a football message board? Dear Chef Jim, If instead of insulting people on the internet, you did your job, maybe you wouldn't burn the customers Moons Over My Hammy Grand Slam Breakfast® for the third time this week. TRBJ I am having difficulty keeping my women straight. Hannah is blonde and 5'2. She sticks out and I can remember her for a hesiman pose in her lingerie. But Sam, LeAnn and Laura all are 5'4ish brown hair and brown eyes. They are getting confusing. One is a model and the other a dancer...not that kind. So my question is what should I have for lunch tomorrow? Dear Boyst, I've had the same issue keeping my women straight. My current girlfriend of five years, has been going through a 4 and a half year lesbian phase. As soon as this is over, me and my sweetheart are getting married, I'm sure of it. Joe Thank you for offering to help. Recently, I had intimate relations with a person other than Mrs. Banza. It was wonderful and exciting, but I have guilty feelings about it. Now that other person is making demands and I’m confused and worried about what to do next. Am I a bad person? Also, I should point out that the other person is me. Cug, First, yes, you are a terrible person. But we knew this long before your affair. The first thing you need to do is quit lying, the other person is not you. Second, you need to choose between the wife that you have loved for years, or the new romance that has started between you and Gugny. Joe Dear Joey.... I came up with this idea about a friend on TBD to start a advice column around 12:30. Gugny quickly bought the domain name and I got the trademark. When will our payments for damages begin to roll in? Concerned in Horseheads cc: Jackie Cochran esq Dear Mike, Ask TRBJ is in no way, shape or form associated with "Ask Joey," nor do we hand out legal advice. Thank you for submitting your question, and you can make a payment by sending me your credit card info via PM. Joe
boyst Posted October 29, 2015 Posted October 29, 2015 Dear Chef Jim, If instead of insulting people on the internet, you did your job, maybe you wouldn't burn the customers Moons Over My Hammy Grand Slam Breakfast® for the third time this week. U TRBJ Dear Boyst, I've had the same issue keeping my women straight. My current girlfriend of five years, has been going through a 4 and a half year lesbian phase. As soon as this is over, me and my sweetheart are getting married, I'm sure of it. Joe Cug, First, yes, you are a terrible person. But we knew this long before your affair. The first thing you need to do is quit lying, the other person is not you. Second, you need to choose between the wife that you have loved for years, or the new romance that has started between you and Gugny. Joe Dear Mike, Ask TRBJ is in no way, shape or form associated with "Ask Joey," nor do we hand out legal advice. Thank you for submitting your question, and you can make a payment by sending me your credit card info via PM. Joe I'm supposed to eat a lesbian? You give awful advice
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