Chef Jim Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 I was cutting my toenails this morning and cut one way too close and it hurts like hell. Hmmmm......I think I've been spending too much time on FB lately.
BringBackFergy Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Why haven't you friended me on Facebook? Bastard
Gugny Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Here is Fergy's FB page if you want to friend him. Fergy_FB
Chef Jim Posted October 7, 2015 Author Posted October 7, 2015 On 10/7/2015 at 8:50 PM, BringBackFergy said: Why haven't you friended me on Facebook? Bastard A bastard I may be but at least I'm a smart bastard. But seriously if I friended you on FB you would be even more jealous of my wonderful life than you are now.
4merper4mer Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 On 10/7/2015 at 7:19 PM, Chef Jim said: I was cutting my toenails this morning and cut one way too close and it hurts like hell. Hmmmm......I think I've been spending too much time on FB lately. I think pot cures that.
bbb Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 On 10/7/2015 at 7:19 PM, Chef Jim said: I was cutting my toenails this morning and cut one way too close and it hurts like hell. Hmmmm......I think I've been spending too much time on FB lately. Your feet haven't changed a bit! Such beauties.
BringBackFergy Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 On 10/7/2015 at 8:57 PM, Chef Jim said: A bastard I may be but at least I'm a smart bastard. But seriously if I friended you on FB you would be even more jealous of my wonderful life than you are now. I am content with my life. If you agree, please share this with 75 friends or your dick will fall off. "Like" this if you agree that Chef Jim should have no more posting privileges. "Share" if you are against clubbing baby gorillas sitting on bare tree stumps in the Rain Forest.
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 Advice: You should watch and don't get near the quick... The people on your FaceBook foot fetish page will understand! #Pray4ChefJim #ManicuredFeetMatter
Beerball Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 On 10/7/2015 at 7:19 PM, Chef Jim said: I was cutting my toenails this morning and cut one way too close and it hurts like hell. Hmmmm......I think I've been spending too much time on FB lately. Godspeed Chef Jim as you embark on this painful journey. You have cut it to the quick, now you must pay the price.
CowgirlsFan Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 On 10/7/2015 at 7:19 PM, Chef Jim said: I was cutting my toenails this morning and cut one way too close and it hurts like hell. Hmmmm......I think I've been spending too much time on FB lately. Prayers are done. Now I will resist giving any "" advice""for the next time. Guess this cancels standing to watch the air show on Sunday.
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 7, 2015 Posted October 7, 2015 On 10/7/2015 at 11:35 PM, Beerball said: Godspeed Chef Jim as you embark on this painful journey. You have cut it to the quick, now you must pay the price. He's in the SF area, you gotta say: embarcar as in as the root for embarcadero.
BuffaloBill Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 I would like to offer some advice in this thread....
Chef Jim Posted October 8, 2015 Author Posted October 8, 2015 On 10/8/2015 at 12:13 AM, BuffaloBill said: I would like to offer some advice in this thread.... Have at it. There are probably enough people that have or will post here that are silly enough to take it.
bbb Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 On 10/7/2015 at 11:17 PM, BringBackFergy said: I am content with my life. If you agree, please share this with 75 friends or your dick will fall off. "Like" this if you agree that Chef Jim should have no more posting privileges. "Share" if you are against clubbing baby gorillas sitting on bare tree stumps in the Rain Forest. 99% won't share this, and will burn in hell. I already know the 1% that will.
Chef Jim Posted October 8, 2015 Author Posted October 8, 2015 On 10/8/2015 at 12:17 AM, bbb said: 99% won't share this, and will burn in hell. I already know the 1% that will. This probably deserves its own thread but have any of you ever shared one of those I think I only did once and it had to do with autism because my nephew suffers form severe autism.
Chef Jim Posted October 8, 2015 Author Posted October 8, 2015 On 10/8/2015 at 12:57 AM, Doc said: Rub some dirt on it and take a lap. Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. I need !@#$ing prayers!! Can't you read!!
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