Chef Jim Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I was cutting my toenails this morning and cut one way too close and it hurts like hell. Hmmmm......I think I've been spending too much time on FB lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Why haven't you friended me on Facebook? Bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Here is Fergy's FB page if you want to friend him. Fergy_FB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 7, 2015 Author Share Posted October 7, 2015 Why haven't you friended me on Facebook? Bastard A bastard I may be but at least I'm a smart bastard. But seriously if I friended you on FB you would be even more jealous of my wonderful life than you are now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 LOL....perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I was cutting my toenails this morning and cut one way too close and it hurts like hell. Hmmmm......I think I've been spending too much time on FB lately. I think pot cures that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I was cutting my toenails this morning and cut one way too close and it hurts like hell. Hmmmm......I think I've been spending too much time on FB lately. Your feet haven't changed a bit! Such beauties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 They smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 A bastard I may be but at least I'm a smart bastard. But seriously if I friended you on FB you would be even more jealous of my wonderful life than you are now. I am content with my life. If you agree, please share this with 75 friends or your dick will fall off. "Like" this if you agree that Chef Jim should have no more posting privileges. "Share" if you are against clubbing baby gorillas sitting on bare tree stumps in the Rain Forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Advice: You should watch and don't get near the quick... The people on your FaceBook foot fetish page will understand! #Pray4ChefJim #ManicuredFeetMatter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I was cutting my toenails this morning and cut one way too close and it hurts like hell. Hmmmm......I think I've been spending too much time on FB lately. Godspeed Chef Jim as you embark on this painful journey. You have cut it to the quick, now you must pay the price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I was cutting my toenails this morning and cut one way too close and it hurts like hell. Hmmmm......I think I've been spending too much time on FB lately. Prayers are done. Now I will resist giving any "" advice""for the next time. Guess this cancels standing to watch the air show on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Godspeed Chef Jim as you embark on this painful journey. You have cut it to the quick, now you must pay the price. He's in the SF area, you gotta say: embarcar as in as the root for embarcadero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I would like to offer some advice in this thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 8, 2015 Author Share Posted October 8, 2015 I would like to offer some advice in this thread.... Have at it. There are probably enough people that have or will post here that are silly enough to take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I am content with my life. If you agree, please share this with 75 friends or your dick will fall off. "Like" this if you agree that Chef Jim should have no more posting privileges. "Share" if you are against clubbing baby gorillas sitting on bare tree stumps in the Rain Forest. 99% won't share this, and will burn in hell. I already know the 1% that will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 8, 2015 Author Share Posted October 8, 2015 99% won't share this, and will burn in hell. I already know the 1% that will. This probably deserves its own thread but have any of you ever shared one of those I think I only did once and it had to do with autism because my nephew suffers form severe autism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Rub some dirt on it and take a lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I hate FB But omg #prayers and #blessed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 8, 2015 Author Share Posted October 8, 2015 Rub some dirt on it and take a lap. Thanks for the advice but I don't need any advice. I need !@#$ing prayers!! Can't you read!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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