CowgirlsFan Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 Why did Chef Jim start a silly prayers thread? My heart was in my throat as I opened that thread expecting the worst possible news. Felt the same way too.
BuffaloBill Posted October 8, 2015 Author Posted October 8, 2015 "Vulnerable" is derived from the Latin word "vulvas" or "vulva" which means penetrable and, given his biological makeup, Chef Jim can answer this question. In their studio apartment, Gugny and Beerball have 6 mesh tank tops at $5/piece and 10 bedazzled pocketbooks at $10/piece, how many do they need to sell in order to buy a $50 waterbed? !@#$.... I just spit my lunch on my iPad laughing..... The vexing question that comes to mind is why do I feel nauseous thinking about Gugny and Beerboy together in that waterbed? Are they not just two humans enjoying themselves?
Jobu Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 (edited) What if there were no hypothetical situations? Edited October 8, 2015 by Show Me The Baby
John from Riverside Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 How do they get that little ship inside the bottle?
Azalin Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 Why did the pharmacy give me my pain medication to treat my broken hand in a bottle with a child-proof cap?
Chef Jim Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 "Vulnerable" is derived from the Latin word "vulvas" or "vulva" which means penetrable and, given his biological makeup, Chef Jim can answer this question. Why should I? You just did. Besides I'm busy here.
CowgirlsFan Posted October 8, 2015 Posted October 8, 2015 Why should I? You just did. Besides I'm busy here. Awww..come on...at least it's a question and not the upteenth piece of advice.
CountryCletus Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Why did Chef Jim start a silly prayers thread? My heart was in my throat as I opened that thread expecting the worst possible news. That he awarded mrags his 10,000th post back, or that Chef jim was going to stick around here a whole longer?
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Not sure if this was answered already... But here goes. Why do your farts not smell bad, but somebody else's God awful? For the record, mine smell like roses... Why do men have nipples? Because we are all conceived female. Don't shoot the messanger...
CountryCletus Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Because we are all conceived female. Don't shoot the messanger... Speak for yourself!
Chef Jim Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Speak for yourself! The messanger (sic) has enough problems speaking for himself so it's a given he doesn't speak for us.
Keukasmallies Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 To continue in the fart theme: How is it that humans know when to fart and when not to fart? Admit it, you've wondered the same thing; How can I be sure that I'll push a blast of air and not a blast of solid matter? The whole (no pun intended) colon sensitivity thingy might just be worth a federal grant to study the feces v. air conundrum.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 To continue in the fart theme: How is it that humans know when to fart and when not to fart? Admit it, you've wondered the same thing; How can I be sure that I'll push a blast of air and not a blast of solid matter? The whole (no pun intended) colon sensitivity thingy might just be worth a federal grant to study the feces v. air conundrum. Story of my life. I shart in my pants at least twice a year. Why aren't my tax dollars being used to investigate this horrible problem?
CountryCletus Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 To continue in the fart theme: How is it that humans know when to fart and when not to fart? Admit it, you've wondered the same thing; How can I be sure that I'll push a blast of air and not a blast of solid matter? The whole (no pun intended) colon sensitivity thingy might just be worth a federal grant to study the feces v. air conundrum. You're extremely lucky if you're batting 1.000 with you air vs matter gambles....
BringBackFergy Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 Because we are all conceived female. Don't shoot the messanger... Which takes us back to "invulnerable" and the vulva. Why is Chef Jim embarrassed about his feminine qualities?
BuffaloBill Posted October 9, 2015 Author Posted October 9, 2015 Story of my life. I shart in my pants at least twice a year. Why aren't my tax dollars being used to investigate this horrible problem? The s*ituaution shill only get worse as you age. Maybe you should enlist AARP in your cause.
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