Chef Jim Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 because you can't say !@#$ you !@#$head. Hogan didn't approve the name change. Why when my wife is asking me a question is she not really asking me a question? (If I may be allowed a second question) when will I learn to understand this? Because even thought we've known you for much less time than she has and many of us have never met you even we know rhetorical questions are about all you can handle. And you'll never be able to understand this and really don't even try. I tried once........only once. How far back in archeology do you have to go before it is no longer considered grave robbing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 because you can't say !@#$ you !@#$head. Hogan didn't approve the name change. Why when my wife is asking me a question is she not really asking me a question? (If I may be allowed a second question) when will I learn to understand this? About the 35 year anniversary point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Why cant Canada be taken seriously? Enjoy everyone CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Why cant Canada be taken seriously? Enjoy everyone CBF I think a well-thought out, thorough answer would Rosen the board. If cupboard is pronounced "cubbard," why is clipboard pronounced "clip board?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 About the 35 year anniversary point. Two and a half more years baby!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 If a half a chicken laid a half an egg in half a day, how long would it take for a wooden leg monkey to kick the dills out of a pickle? A friend and I figured that out in second grade. It was 3.5 minutes. Because even thought we've known you for much less time than she has and many of us have never met you even we know rhetorical questions are about all you can handle. And you'll never be able to understand this and really don't even try. I tried once........only once. How far back in archeology do you have to go before it is no longer considered grave robbing? It depends. 150 years for Americans. 70 years for European Jews. 200 years for other Eurasians. But for Native Americans...no time limit, it's always grave robbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Because even thought we've known you for much less time than she has and many of us have never met you even we know rhetorical questions are about all you can handle. And you'll never be able to understand this and really don't even try. I tried once........only once. How far back in archeology do you have to go before it is no longer considered grave robbing? Thanks for your advice, but, I don't understand a word of it. Can someone tell me in plain English what Chef Jim is saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted October 7, 2015 Author Share Posted October 7, 2015 Thanks for your advice, but, I don't understand a word of it. Can someone tell me in plain English what Chef Jim is saying? He says he seeks advice only from you. Which raises another vexing question: Why will Chef Jim not accept perfectly good advice from strangers on the Internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 He says he seeks advice only from you. Which raises another vexing question: Why will Chef Jim not accept perfectly good advice from strangers on the Internet? Because he doesn't need advice. How many times does he have to say it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Because he doesn't need advice. How many times does he have to say it? This is one of MY life's most vexing question. I don't think we can pin a number on how many times. People here seem very slow to understand things and that is reason #1846 why asking for advice on a football message board is just silly. Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 A friend and I figured that out in second grade. It was 3.5 minutes. Thanks, Tom. Knew I could count on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 This is one of MY life's most vexing question. I don't think we can pin a number on how many times. People here seem very slow to understand things and that is reason #1846 why asking for advice on a football message board is just silly. Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? What about people in wheelchairs? Their feet are ahead of their heels. What about people in comas?? Their feet are at the same level as their head. Why is Chef Jim so insensitive to people in wheelchairs and in comas?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 What about people in wheelchairs? Their feet are ahead of their heels. What about people in comas?? Their feet are at the same level as their head. Why is Chef Jim so insensitive to people in wheelchairs and in comas?? Head over heels.....OVER heels. Not ahead of heels. And I'm insensitive to these people because people in wheelchairs take up too much space in the aisle of the grocery store and turned a three banger men's restroom into two and people I comas serve no purpose. If pro is the opposite of con is it save to say the congress is the opposite of progress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Head over heels.....OVER heels. Not ahead of heels. And I'm insensitive to these people because people in wheelchairs take up too much space in the aisle of the grocery store and turned a three banger men's restroom into two and people I comas serve no purpose. If pro is the opposite of con is it save to say the congress is the opposite of progress? Why is it that some people don't understand that politics remain on PPP only? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Why did Chef Jim start a silly prayers thread? My heart was in my throat as I opened that thread expecting the worst possible news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 If the past tense of 'teach' is 'taught', then why is the past tense for 'preach' not 'praught'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 If the past tense of 'teach' is 'taught', then why is the past tense for 'preach' not 'praught'? Because "teach" is Germanic, but "preach" is Latin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Because "teach" is Germanic, but "preach" is Latin. .Okay, how about this one: given that we have the words 'vulnerable' and 'invulnerable', why can we not say that a country that was successfully invaded had been 'vulnered'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 .Okay, how about this one: given that we have the words 'vulnerable' and 'invulnerable', why can we not say that a country that was successfully invaded had been 'vulnered'? "Vulnerable" is derived from the Latin word "vulvas" or "vulva" which means penetrable and, given his biological makeup, Chef Jim can answer this question. In their studio apartment, Gugny and Beerball have 6 mesh tank tops at $5/piece and 10 bedazzled pocketbooks at $10/piece, how many do they need to sell in order to buy a $50 waterbed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 "Vulnerable" is derived from the Latin word "vulvas" or "vulva" which means penetrable and, given his biological makeup, Chef Jim can answer this question. In their studio apartment, Gugny and Beerball have 6 mesh tank tops at $5/piece and 10 bedazzled pocketbooks at $10/piece, how many do they need to sell in order to buy a $50 waterbed? Zero, because we got Dog's waterbed before he left the site. We just had to fix a small hole. Why is being on cloud nine supposed to be the happiest one can be, but the same goes for only seventh heaven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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