BuffaloBill Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Given the main board is mostly one "why do the Bills suck?" thread I thought we could lighten it up over here. Ask one of the vexing questions of your life while exercising your right to answer those asked by others. My first vexing question: Why are some farts silent but deadly while others are noisy yet do not smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Given the main board is mostly one "why do the Bills suck?" thread I thought we could lighten it up over here. Ask one of the vexing questions of your life while exercising your right to answer those asked by others. My first vexing question: Why are some farts silent but deadly while others are noisy yet do not smell? It's all about the digested food in your guts... Any time you push warm air past ****, it's going to stink- but the worse your crap smells, the worse you fart will stink. Why can I shoot a deer in the heart and it runs for 100 yards, but when I shoot a deer in the liver it drops right there?!?!!! This isn't constant, but it makes you wonder Why do the Bills suck, and why didn't mrags stay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 It's all about the digested food in your guts... Any time you push warm air past ****, it's going to stink- but the worse your crap smells, the worse you fart will stink. Why can I shoot a deer in the heart and it runs for 100 yards, but when I shoot a deer in the liver it drops right there?!?!!! This isn't constant, but it makes you wonder Why do the Bills suck, and why didn't mrags stay? The Bills suck because you're a fan and mrags didn't stay because you're still here. Why am I such an !@#$? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 The Bills suck because you're a fan and mrags didn't stay because you're still here. Why am I such an !@#$? You weren't shown enough love as a child... It's okay though- most of us still love you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Why do pretty girls cross the street when they see me walking towards them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Why do pretty girls cross the street when they see me walking towards them? They are shy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Did American Idol kill Rock & Roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Why is the rum gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Did American Idol kill Rock & Roll No. American Idol made people want to listen to Rock and Roll more! Why does Beerball have a rhinoceros-shaped pool as his avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Why do pretty girls cross the street when they see me walking towards them? To get to the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Why do pretty girls cross the street when they see me walking towards them? They probably don't like the mesh tank top you are wearing or your platform clogs. Why do they call Congressmen, Senators and other high level government workers "public servants"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 They probably don't like the mesh tank top you are wearing or your platform clogs. Why do they call Congressmen, Senators and other high level government workers "public servants"? it was a typo, Thomas Jefferson actually meant pubic savants. Why does Gugny always steal my ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 it was a typo, Thomas Jefferson actually meant pubic savants. Why does Gugny always steal my ideas? To keep you from embarrassing yourself Why is a pack of baboons called a congress? Wait......that question is not so vexing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I was censored again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I was censored again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please put that in the form of a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Please put that in the form of a question. Why the !@#$ was I censored again????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 If a half a chicken laid a half an egg in half a day, how long would it take for a wooden leg monkey to kick the dills out of a pickle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 If 7-11's are open 24 hours why do they have locks on the door? What happened to my post about the Ch 10 comment regarding the Bills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDH Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 If 7-11's are open 24 hours why do they have locks on the door? If they're open 24 hours why are they still called 7-11s? They should be called 24/7s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Why the !@#$ was I censored again?????because you can't say !@#$ you !@#$head.If they're open 24 hours why are they still called 7-11s? They should be called 24/7s. Hogan didn't approve the name change. Why when my wife is asking me a question is she not really asking me a question? (If I may be allowed a second question) when will I learn to understand this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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