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Another Audition for a Dumb Criminals Show


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Anyone stupid enough to tattoo their face (and then commit crimes) is stupid enough to do anything, IMO.

 

When my sister was a public defender, she was assigned to a repeat-offender jailhouse-lawyer type who wanted to challenge his charge (assault and battery, I think) on the grounds of misidentification.

 

To which my sister said "You will lose. You have a tattoo...of a gun...on you face."

 

He insisted. And lost.

 

Crime may not pay, but stupid pays far less.

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When my sister was a public defender, she was assigned to a repeat-offender jailhouse-lawyer type who wanted to challenge his charge (assault and battery, I think) on the grounds of misidentification.

 

To which my sister said "You will lose. You have a tattoo...of a gun...on you face."

 

He insisted. And lost.

 

Crime may not pay, but stupid pays far less.

How did your sister survive you?

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