Just Jack Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 I missed most of the game due to traveling for work. Plus I wasn't wearing my "The opposing team sucks" sweatshirt.
Chef Jim Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) I fell asleep before kickoff (I know, can you believe it?!?!) and missed part of the first drive and was late opening the game day thread. Â This one is on me. Â That's funny. When TYTT posted the thread to open the game day thread I poste "Beerball, wake up!" I had no idea you were really asleep. Â Oh and I didn't make cheese. Edited September 22, 2015 by Chef Jim
Augie Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 I didn't get my order of wings until the end of the 3rd quarter. Then we promptly scored 3 TD's in about 7:30 of game clock. Are you trying to get us to send you wings? Because I think that will work...
PS 56 Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 The button on my lucky shorts popped off and I couldn't get it sewn back on in time...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 Nothing! I did everything "right"... They should have won! I even changed the neighbor's (older lady) tire (that's not a euphemism... You sickos) for her spare. The tire had screw in it and the tire was flat. I did it during the game. This act of good neighborly behavior should have bought the Bills a win, except I finished the change right before the final pick...
Malazan Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 I forgot to tell the Bills players not to sh*t the bed.
BuffaloHokie13 Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 Are you trying to get us to send you wings? Because I think that will work... I mean, I won't say no to wings...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 22, 2015 Author Posted September 22, 2015 It's good that you all are confessing your sins. Now sing 5 shout songs per transgression and the Bills will be saved.
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) put out the flag check had my chips and salsa check   wore a new Bills T-shirt I got for my B-day (tomorrow) and didn't have my chicken wings for the game. Edited September 22, 2015 by BillsFan-4-Ever
BringBackFergy Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 I made love to my wife 4 times between 9am and 12pm (as opposed to the 6 times on a normal Sunday). My bad.
Dont Stop Billeiving Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 Couldn't find my lucky socks...automatic loss
filthymcnasty08 Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 I turned to my Dad after our first drive and declared this to be the dawn of something beautiful and amazing. Â Sorry everyone.
Nanker Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 I watched the game. Or most of it anyway. So sue me. I left after the first quarter to go to the store. Came back and they let the pasties**** score with impunity when I got back. I blame-a-myself. I should never watch them live.
YoloinOhio Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 I tried everything to change their luck. Sat in like 6 different seats, changed TVs/rooms multiple times, changed clothes, took a walk and came back... and pregame I did everything the same as the week before. Â Wtf.
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 It's good that you all are confessing your sins. Now sing 5 shout songs per transgression and the Bills will be saved. Yeah, that's the spirit... I am just going tell the old lady down the lane: "Hit the road!" when she wants to go visit her husband in the hospital and she has a flat tire! Â That will make the Bills win! That's what Belicheat would do! He's a "winner." Suck it later, screw your sick husband! Â That's what "winners" do! The Patriot* way! ;-) ;-)
Saxum Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 You can blame this one on me ladies and gents. Rex was nice to take the wrap, but it was what I didn't do that sealed Buffalo's fate on Sunday. Last week, my wife came out dressed in her 28 Spiller jersey. I promptly, as any real man would, got my roll of duct tape and sharpie and made a Darby nameplate. Well, this week I started drinking early. I forgot to re-tape the jersey. For this I am sorry. Â What did you do that caused the Bills to lose? I read your posts. I am solving by putting you on ignore and it is others' fault if they quote you.
Gray Beard Posted September 23, 2015 Posted September 23, 2015 I didn't drink any alcohol. Not even a single beer. I haven't watched a game without a few beers in a long time.
It's in My Blood Posted September 23, 2015 Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) I got drunk b4 10..wandered over to the RV lot where my cousin's friends were set up. Indulged myself in their food and beer/shots and didn't even offer up a measly $20. Degenerate I am. Edited September 23, 2015 by It's in My Blood
metzelaars_lives Posted September 23, 2015 Posted September 23, 2015 I said in the fist half thread that these weren't the "same 'ol Bills" after the opening drive TD. Then they promptly showed up. I grabbed my friend sitting next to me and yelled in his ear, "dude we're gonna f***ing murder them."
Nervous Guy Posted September 23, 2015 Posted September 23, 2015 Last week I gave up on believing that anything I do affects the Bills...what a dope!
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