Chef Jim Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I visit a neighborhood blog called Nextdoor every now and then. Someone posted this. Effing urban folks. I live on Burdeck drive the last house on the left #2915.For the last eight or nine days I have been watching a beautiful animal with a dangling broken leg suffer. I have called every animal-rights people you can call all of them have said "sorry we don't do Deer". I have dragged huge containers down the hill and through the fence to the deer. I am in my 70's and fell a few times and injured my self enough so I was in pain for a few days but I suceeded and got the Deer his water. It is medium size Deer. with medium size antlers. A couple of wardens from somewhere showed up on monday a week later and were very nice they climbed up a different hill and found the animal further up. . Their plan was to tranquilizer it and evaluate the leg damage.And if they were satisfied the Deer was not looking as he might, then they would euthanize the poor thing. Sounds cold but could be a long horrible painful death if they did not do that. They returned back about 15 minutes later and said they could do nothing as it was too close to the freeway Btw they cut all my trees down a couple of weeks ago, which is why the DEER got injured in the meantime. As they left they said I was to call them if the deer returned to its original position. Since then a neighbor Bruce helped me and I have been doing it since then with the water. TODAY my friend and MTSELF tried to bring up 2 falls of water but I slid down once and we could not really succeed.There is another way to get up there and I need help getting up there. I am suffering with a lung decease so I run out of oxygen really fast. Would anyone be willing to drag some water up there to help this poor animal? The responses to this were pathetically sad. I so wanted to post: "I have a glock and a meat grinder." And then give them each a sausage and say "remember that deer you let suffer? He's yummy now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Gotta love how the concept of a bullet in its head never even crosses their mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 22, 2015 Author Share Posted September 22, 2015 Gotta love how the concept of a bullet in its head never even crosses their mind. This is as close as someone got to that suggestion. It sounds like it's scared and suffering. Would be nice if someone could end that, one way or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 What's the deal w/the freeway? Aren't allowed to discharge a weapon so close to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Just hit it in the head with a ball point hammer. Then enjoy a freezer full of deer meat and some jerky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Just hit it in the head with a ball point hammer. Then enjoy a freezer full of deer meat and some jerky. I think you may be getting your pens and peins confused. Even if they made a pen into a hammer, I don't think it will do the trick. Now a ball-pein hammer may actually work. Na na... :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 What's the deal w/the freeway? Aren't allowed to discharge a weapon so close to it? My guess is that they don't want the animal stumbling onto the freeway before the tranquilizer took effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I think you may be getting your pens and peins confused. Even if they made a pen into a hammer, I don't think it will do the trick. Now a ball-pein hammer may actually work. Na na... :-P How about I just whack it with something heavy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I think you may be getting your pens and peins confused. Even if they made a pen into a hammer, I don't think it will do the trick. Now a ball-pein hammer may actually work. Na na... :-P Maybe he was going to write "just shoot me" on the deer's forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Maybe PETA could bring suit against the regional DOT on the deer's behalf seeking monetary relief to fund a deer refuge as well as fund PETA's efforts to mitigate pain and suffering by the deer's family. Oh dear, deer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 To be honest, it isn't often that I get to say this.... I THINK I'M THE GUY FOR THE JOB!!!! I own about 8 different styles of killing implement, so based on her preference, I could make this happen! Much like Jim, I have all the required tools to make a damn fine meal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 23, 2015 Author Share Posted September 23, 2015 To be honest, it isn't often that I get to say this.... I THINK I'M THE GUY FOR THE JOB!!!! I own about 8 different styles of killing implement, so based on her preference, I could make this happen! Much like Jim, I have all the required tools to make a damn fine meal! Tools alone don't make for a damn fine meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Tools alone don't make for a damn fine meal. I figured it was implied, but I have 20 years of experience when it comes to venison, and several TBD members from the TBDAHOT that I could probably use as a reference... Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 23, 2015 Author Share Posted September 23, 2015 I figured it was implied, but I have 20 years of experience when it comes to venison, and several TBD members from the TBDAHOT that I could probably use as a reference... Lol I heard they were all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I heard they were all No you didn't.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 23, 2015 Author Share Posted September 23, 2015 No you didn't.... Nah I didn't. I heard they're all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Nah I didn't. I heard they're all Mission accomplished!!! But I saw Beerball posted today.... Crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 24, 2015 Author Share Posted September 24, 2015 Mission accomplished!!! But I saw Beerball posted today.... Crap! Send him some leftovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Send him some leftovers. Magnum PI doesn't eat leftovers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 We were in Bavaria, Germany, a couple of years ago. Most of the houses are decorated with all kinds of flower boxes and planted flowers. I asked how they keep the deer away? Simple answer..."We shoot them!" The Germans love to hike, and there are a lot of sausage stands around. They buy a sausage, or two, hike into the Alps, and that's their lunch. Much of the sausage is venison. Come to think of it, I never saw a dead deer by the side of the road, while I was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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