Why do we get blamed for everything?

[Beerball]

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/22/science/earth-blamed-for-cracks-in-moon.html?_r=2

[Chef Jim]

Not our fault. The moon was in the pool.

[KD in CA]

Earth better check its privilege.

[IDBillzFan]

Excessive ocean travel is clearly the cause of Lunar Crust Cracking.

 

There's only one thing to do: give billions of dollars to scientists to explain to the world how this could only be stopped if we increase taxes on companies which either transport freight via the ocean, or provide vacation cruises.

 

We're looking at you, Royal Carribean. You're the typical Lunar Crust Cracking denier, filling the pockets of your investors while showing no concern for the rest of mankind and its crack-crusted moon.

Edited September 22, 2015 by LABillzFan

[DC Tom]

#LunarCrustMatters

[Cugalabanza]

I got yer moon with a preponderance of a north-south ridge around the equatorial and mid lateral regions right here, pal!

[BuffaloBill]

_{Get over it! The moon is cracking up.}

 

_{The situation is not unlike that with women in your life:}

 

_{When you are wrong you are wrong}

_{When you are right - you are wrong}

_{In fact, when you are right your are more wrong than if you had simply been wrong in the first place!}

 

_{Got it?}

[Cugalabanza]

_{Get over it! The moon is cracking up.}

 

_{The situation is not unlike that with women in your life:}

 

_{When you are wrong you are wrong}

_{When you are right - you are wrong}

_{In fact, when you are right your are more wrong than if you had simply been wrong in the first place!}

 

_{Got it?}

Uh...no. Is this another sinister left-handed moderator voodoo spell or something? Edited September 22, 2015 by Cugalabanza

[Beerball]

_{Get over it! The moon is cracking up.}

 

_{The situation is not unlike that with women in your life:}

 

_{When you are wrong you are wrong}

_{When you are right - you are wrong}

_{In fact, when you are right your are more wrong than if you had simply been wrong in the first place!}

 

_{Got it?}

errrr...right?

[LB3]

Earth better check its privilege.

You PC bro?

[Gary M]

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/22/science/earth-blamed-for-cracks-in-moon.html?_r=2

 

I thought for sure they would connect it to global warming climate change

[ExiledInIllinois]

#LunarCrustMatters

LMAO! Brilliant!

[CountryCletus]

Let's see what the locals up there have to say!