PromoTheRobot Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 (edited) 1) Giselle didn't pack Tom's lucky UGG's. 2) Tom was exhausted looking for suitable hotel room for his dad. 3) Heard "Rex" and thought they were playing the Jets. 4) They kept hitting Brady. 5) Tom was sad because everyone kept yelling "Cheater!!" 6) Brady arm got sore waving it for a penalty flag. 7) The NFL wants Buffalo to win. 8) Got into a fight with Gronk. "Anchor Bar of Duff's?" 9) Headsets? Pats coaches couldn't hear each other because the fans were too loud. 10) It's all part of Roger Goodell's plan to get the Patriots**! Did I miss any? Edited September 14, 2015 by PromoTheRobot
YoloinOhio Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 11) beds at the hotel were not luxurious enough for Tom's liking. Didn't get adequate rest.
bills-fan in arizona Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 #7. Because Kraft gave the double finger solute to the league - Goddell fires back by unwinding the ref's affinity for cheatriots and the Bills actually get a call in their favor
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 1) Giselle didn't pack Tom's lucky UGG's. 2) Tom was exhausted looking for suitable hotel room for his dad. 3) Heard "Rex" and thought they were playing the Jets. 4) They kept hitting Brady. 5) Tom was sad because everyone kept yelling "Cheater!!" 6) Brady arm got sore waving it for a penalty flag. 7) The NFL wants Buffalo to win. 8) Got into a fight with Gronk. "Anchor Bar of Duff's?" 9) Headsets? Pats coaches couldn't hear each other because the fans were too loud. 10) It's all part of Roger Goodell's plan to get the Patriots**! Did I miss any? You mis-spelt "when" as "if" in the title. re #9) I think it would be fantastic if some Bills fan technie managed to pipe crowd noise into the Pats headsets. re #6) sweet The Bills balls were too big My favorite. This one. Right here.
DC Tom Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 1) Giselle didn't pack Tom's lucky UGG's. 2) Tom was exhausted looking for suitable hotel room for his dad. 3) Heard "Rex" and thought they were playing the Jets. 4) They kept hitting Brady. 5) Tom was sad because everyone kept yelling "Cheater!!" 6) Brady arm got sore waving it for a penalty flag. 7) The NFL wants Buffalo to win. 8) Got into a fight with Gronk. "Anchor Bar of Duff's?" 9) Headsets? Pats coaches couldn't hear each other because the fans were too loud. 10) It's all part of Roger Goodell's plan to get the Patriots**! Did I miss any? "Every call went against us, the Pats never get a break!"
Freddie's Dead Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 (edited) 1) I couldn't see any receivers after I got hit in the eye with a D-cell during introductions (not that I'm advocating the Bryan Cox treatment). Edited September 14, 2015 by Freddie's Dead
DC Tom Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 1) I couldn't see any receivers after I got hit in the eye with a D-cell during introductions (not that I'm advocating the Bryan Cox treatment). I wouldn't advocate that either. Throw a !@#$ing truck battery.
Juice_32 Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 1. The Bills cheated. 1) I couldn't see any receivers after I got hit in the eye with a D-cell during introductions (not that I'm advocating the Bryan Cox treatment). I know I may be in the minority on this, but I am actually all for it. Not joking. Blah blah blah, be a "good" member of society. Nah, man. I miss the old days. These guys deserve it.
Just Jack Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 I wouldn't advocate that either. Throw a !@#$ing truck battery."I like my socks extra toasty" is what you tell security while carrying it in.
DC Tom Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 "I like my socks extra toasty" is what you tell security while carrying it in. You sure "I'm gonna chuck this at Tom Brady's head" won't work just as well?
frogger Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 The Bills were mean and the refs didn't come to Brady's rescue, even when he cried like a 3 year old.
Just Jack Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 You sure "I'm gonna chuck this at Tom Brady's head" won't work just as well? It would slow down the line at the gate, because they would need to verify from your ticket that you are close enough to the field to make it.
bobshaw81 Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 pats were constipated due to eating too much kraft cheesiest the night before.
YoloinOhio Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 12) but Patrick Kane said he was just going to "show us around town"
The Wiz Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 12) but Patrick Kane said he was just going to "show us around town" I admittedly laughed harder at that one than I should have.
Freddie's Dead Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 12) but Patrick Kane said he was just going to "show us around town" That would work if their tight end was Mark Chmura.
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 The NFL is out to get us. The Bills opened the door to the tunnel. Radio gear didn't work. Fan's poured beer on us.
Forward Progress Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 The Bills cheated when they left Marrone's playbook for us to find in their locker room. We should have been suspicious when it was only the size of a comic book.
EmotionallyUnstable Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 15) Always Billeve pulled the hotel fire alarm at 2a.m... Wait what?
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