Just Jack Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Second rule of Fight Club: you do not use preschool children in fight club.... http://www.nj.com/union/index.ssf/2015/09/parents_react_to_alleged_fight_club_at_nj_daycare.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 shoot the 2 of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Second rule of Fight Club: you do not use preschool children in fight club.... http://www.nj.com/union/index.ssf/2015/09/parents_react_to_alleged_fight_club_at_nj_daycare.html The first two rules of Fight Club always bothered me. If you REALLY were that adamant about not talking about it, you wouldn't mention it TWICE in the first two rules. Should be more like: 1. You do not talk about this thing of ours. At least that's how my people did it. Anyway, what are the chances these people got their idea from Cartman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Immediately made me think of this episode of Yes, Dear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5v19Ro-rk8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 shoot the 2 of them Nope. Force them to fight each other to the death and then feed the winner to starving dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 i think this is funny. but i'm deranged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 This is disgusting and I cant believe it will only show as a misdemeanor on their records and not a felony and is not a CIMT. I wonder if the people themselves can be sued or if the parents would have to sue the daycare? CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 i think this is funny. but i'm deranged. I'm the same way. It's like a teeter totter between that's hillarious / that's fvcked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 shoot the 2 of them They're just kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 This is disgusting and I cant believe it will only show as a misdemeanor on their records and not a felony and is not a CIMT. I wonder if the people themselves can be sued or if the parents would have to sue the daycare? CBF I think if I were a parent of a kid involved in this, I would feel a very strong temptation to wait about 6 months, do some careful research, show up at a strategic location in the early morning hours and do some precise application of personal justice with a crowbar. I've never done violence in my life and I don't expect to, but this particular situation might inspire me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpberr Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 (edited) I think if I were a parent of a kid involved in this, I would feel a very strong temptation to wait about 6 months, do some careful research, show up at a strategic location in the early morning hours and do some precise application of personal justice with a crowbar. I've never done violence in my life and I don't expect to, but this particular situation might inspire me. The first rule of arranging fight club with other people's kids - you better have eyes in the back of your head. Nothing makes a parent lose their mind more - and their logic filter - than somebody messing with their children. They don't care. Everybody has that Uncle Steve in their family who may have done some time upstate or who's just back from deployment who happens to have a temper, happens to be ok getting his hands dirty for his family and happens to have a crowbar. Edited September 3, 2015 by dpberr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 I think if I were a parent of a kid involved in this, I would feel a very strong temptation to wait about 6 months, do some careful research, show up at a strategic location in the early morning hours and do some precise application of personal justice with a crowbar. I've never done violence in my life and I don't expect to, but this particular situation might inspire me. I am with you 100% CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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