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:lol: though why just 9 pills?

 

You only get 10 things!!!

 

I plan to cut them in quarters. 36 hour-long sessions!!!

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You only get 10 things!!!

 

I plan to cut them in quarters. 36 hour-long sessions!!!

 

 

:lol: That's ok - you'd probably just die of a heart attack upon seeing her naked for the first time...

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You only get 10 things!!!

 

I plan to cut them in quarters. 36 hour-long sessions!!!

She'll be so impressed by your member

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ship on TBD.

 

(thanks for stealing my answer you butthead)

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How about if we stay and just send one thing? What would you send?

 

I'd send Canada.

A Prius full of all the Apple products in the world pulling a trailer full of all of the FitBits in the world...

 

:huh:

something like that.

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I don't need anything. Except this ashtray.

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray...

 

And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need...

 

And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need...

 

And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball...

 

And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need.

 

And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure.

 

Well what are you looking at?

 

the-jerk-poster-steve-martin.jpg

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I don't need anything. Except this ashtray.

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray...

 

And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need...

 

And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need...

 

And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball...

 

And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need.

 

And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure.

 

Well what are you looking at?

 

the-jerk-poster-steve-martin.jpg

:lol: Great movie!

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Wife gets free ride

Seeds

2 squash, 2 Apple seeds, 2 seed potatoes

 

Electric 4 wheeler and solar battery charger

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I don't need anything. Except this ashtray.

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray...

 

And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need...

 

And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need...

 

And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball...

 

And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need.

 

And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure.

 

Well what are you looking at?

 

:worthy::lol:

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9 women and a dog so I have someone reasonable to talk to.

 

9 women? Good grief what a nightmare. You wouldn't get a moment's peace.

 

 

One woman, one dog, a shotgun, a pizza and a six-pack.

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You can only take 10 things. Pure drinkable water is on new planet .

 

Knife (sharp)

Sharpener

What else?

 

Is there an atmosphere? Is it temperate? Is there food?

 

'Cause if I'm going to an earth-like planet, my list is significantly different than if I'm going to, say, Pluto.

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