Ummmmmmmmm, can you point me to the string bean section?

[Beerball]

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[4merper4mer]

http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/31/are-you-a-carrot-or-turnip-new-condom-packaging-matches-your-penis-to-a-particular-fruit-or-veg-5369117/

 

 

Where do you find these things?

 

And stop with the exaggeration.