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Is this still 6 hours from me?

Yes

 

 

Johnnybuffalo might join us for a while

No they moved it closer. It's only 3 hours now.

You could fly in and make a guest appearance

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Yes

 

 

Johnnybuffalo might join us for a while

 

You could fly in and make a guest appearance

ChefJim is only invited if he brings along some of that Kraft Macaroni and Cheese he claims to have perfected.

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I'm going to tell Howard you were nice to me... You're screwed!

Where the hell is Howard? He had it in for you Cletus.

I'm trying to figure a way I can sneak away from work. It's the second day of school, and the crazies come out of the woodwork, so I'm often running around "putting out fires." We'll see.

Send your secretary that can't figure out the Keurig...and the school credit card.

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Send your secretary that can't figure out the Keurig...and the school credit card.

You mean Donna? She's a sweet gal, but has noticeable scoliosis and her toenails look like Fritos. I do believe she is single and willing, though.

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Where the hell is Howard? He had it in for you Cletus.

 

Send your secretary that can't figure out the Keurig...and the school credit card.

I think Howard is too busy posting under his real username. On the outside chance he is a real person- I suppose I'm going to have to whoop his unpatriotic, valor thieving ass!!!

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You mean Donna? She's a sweet gal, but has noticeable scoliosis and her toenails look like Fritos. I do believe she is single and willing, though.

 

This made me laugh ... and almost puke ... at the same time.

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