Just Jack Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 http://www.khou.com/story/news/local/texas/2015/08/21/body-woman-stolen-casket-san-antonio-funeral-home/32119313/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 20k to recover a dead body? The whole thing sucks big time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Look up the name of the funeral home director. I was going to post a story that included his name, but it seemed a classless thing for even me to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Someone had a stiffy for a stif one. Joey fess up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 For some reason this reminded me of a story: A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?" "No," she insists. "It must be a blue suit." She then gives him a blank check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director, "That is absolutely perfect! I love it! How much did it cost?" He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So, I switched the heads." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 For some reason this reminded me of a story: A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?" "No," she insists. "It must be a blue suit." She then gives him a blank check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director, "That is absolutely perfect! I love it! How much did it cost?" He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So, I switched the heads." hahaha. That's so messed up. Side note: I actually used to work at Lombardo's Funeral Home when I was in high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Look up the name of the funeral home director. I was going to post a story that included his name, but it seemed a classless thing for even me to do. It's classless that you make me look for the name. I couldnt find it. However I did find the faq section. Do funeral directors take advantage of the dead? WTF???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 It's classless that you make me look for the name. I couldnt find it. However I did find the faq section. Do funeral directors take advantage of the dead? WTF???? http://ktla.com/2015/08/23/remains-of-25-year-old-texas-woman-were-likely-stolen-from-funeral-home-after-service-police/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 http://ktla.com/2015/08/23/remains-of-25-year-old-texas-woman-were-likely-stolen-from-funeral-home-after-service-police/ lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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