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For some reason this reminded me of a story:

 

A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be

buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"


"No," she insists. "It must be a blue suit." She then gives him a blank check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband

in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit.


She tells the director, "That is absolutely perfect! I love it! How much did it cost?"


He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a

blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit.

She said that was fine with her.


So, I switched the heads."

Posted

For some reason this reminded me of a story:

 

A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be

 

buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"

 

 

"No," she insists. "It must be a blue suit." She then gives him a blank check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband

 

in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit.

 

 

She tells the director, "That is absolutely perfect! I love it! How much did it cost?"

 

 

He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a

 

blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit.

 

She said that was fine with her.

 

 

So, I switched the heads."

hahaha. That's so messed up.

 

 

Side note: I actually used to work at Lombardo's Funeral Home when I was in high school.

Posted

Look up the name of the funeral home director. I was going to post a story that included his name, but it seemed a classless thing for even me to do.

It's classless that you make me look for the name.

I couldnt find it.

 

However I did find the faq section.

 

Do funeral directors take advantage of the dead?

WTF????

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