Beerball Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 So, I'm eating a breakfast sangwich and I'm stuck. I have too much for one bite left, but, not enough for two. How can I best handle this situation?
Just Jack Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Stick it in an envelope and address it to "Starving African Child". They will make it last a week.
The Poojer Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 there is never too much for one bite, that's what makes us men! Â Â So, I'm eating a breakfast sangwich and I'm stuck. I have too much for one bite left, but, not enough for two. How can I best handle this situation?
Cugalabanza Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Just finish the thing and go get another !@#$ing sandwich! You know you want it. Stop deluding yourself. LIVE, dammit!
IDBillzFan Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Interesting. Anyone remember the last guy to talk to us about breaksfast sandwiches? Â Â Â Â
BuffaloBill Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Just finish the thing and go get another !@#$ing sandwich! You know you want it. Stop deluding yourself. LIVE, dammit! Are you a bit frustrated... Sexually or otherwise? Your tone is very concerning.... Perhaps you need a breakfast sandwich of your own.
Chef Jim Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Any updates on this? His sandwich is getting cold.
Just Jack Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Any updates on this? His sandwich is getting cold. I think he downed it in one bite and now is too embarrassed to face anyone.
CountryCletus Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 I think he downed it in one bite and now is too embarrassed to face anyone. Perhaps he has egg on his face....
4merper4mer Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 So, I'm eating a breakfast sangwich and I'm stuck. I have too much for one bite left, but, not enough for two. How can I best handle this situation? Â Â I hope you gave some to Sammy. That was the correct solution.
mead107 Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) He choked on it and the hot blond gave him mouth to mouth. has not come up for air Edited August 21, 2015 by mead107
NoSaint Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 He choked on it and the hot blond gave him mouth to mouth. has not come up for air ive never heard anyone refer to TRBJ as the hot blond. weird.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 ive never heard anyone refer to TRBJ as the hot blond. weird. Mead doesn't get a lot of "action" these days. He'll take what he can get.
Chef Jim Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 He choked on it and the hot blond gave him mouth to mouth. has not come up for air  Mouth to mouth is not the way to dislodge food that is causing choking. It's the Heimlich maneuver.  That is of course it's being performed by a hot blonde.
CountryCletus Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Â Mouth to mouth is not the way to dislodge food that is causing choking. It's the Heimlich maneuver. Â That is of course it's being performed by a hot blonde. It's more fitting for him too as it's done from behind.... Just sayin'...
Beerball Posted August 22, 2015 Author Posted August 22, 2015 Just finish the thing and go get another !@#$ing sandwich! You know you want it. Stop deluding yourself. LIVE, dammit! That's what I did.
Beerball Posted August 22, 2015 Author Posted August 22, 2015 What do I win? That's a really good question.
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