DC Tom Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) http://news.yahoo.com/kim-jong-un-orders-n-korea-frontline-troops-230153123.html For those not paying attention: Joint military exercises with South Korea, the US, and a handful of other nations have been taking place this week. North Korea, in typical North Korea fashion, calls these exercises an act of war and threatens a retaliatory response. The US, South Korea, et al., respond as they typically do, by telling Kim Jong Un to eat his lima beans or he won't get dessert. But the new twist is: North and South Korea have been skirmishing on the border the past week. Not a lot; a couple soldiers injured by land mines, some rifle fire, exchanges of artillery. But now...Kim Jong Un puts the DPRK military on a war footing, and tells them to be - and I quote - "fully battle ready to launch surprise operations" in the next 48 hours. This development is somewhat outside the norm, and has the allied leadership shaking in fear. Or perhaps shaking from holding back their intense laughter. Yeah, probably that last. It's got to be very difficult to keep a straight face while composing a response to this newest provocation: "If you announce surprise operations, they're no longer a surprise. Now sit down and finish your lima beans." Edited August 21, 2015 by DC Tom
GG Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) Just to refresh my memory. NK was the last country signed a treaty with to stop their atomic weapon development and slow down their regional belligerence? Edited August 21, 2015 by GG
Who is Yuri? Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Well bomb my !@#$ing bunkers! You want a piece of this, Dim Junk Pillock?
B-Man Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Just to refresh my memory. NK was the last country signed a treaty with to stop their atomic weapon development and slow down their regional belligerence?
DC Tom Posted August 24, 2015 Author Posted August 24, 2015 Breaking News: North Korea agrees to finish peas, South Korea agrees to let North Korea stay up a half-hour later on Fridays.
Nanker Posted August 24, 2015 Posted August 24, 2015 Is this just a manifestation of China trying to manipulate our markets?
Doc Posted August 24, 2015 Posted August 24, 2015 Breaking News: North Korea agrees to finish peas, South Korea agrees to let North Korea stay up a half-hour later on Fridays. Sibling rivalry can be so cute sometimes. Other times...
Koko78 Posted August 24, 2015 Posted August 24, 2015 Breaking News: North Korea agrees to finish peas, South Korea agrees to let North Korea stay up a half-hour later on Fridays. Buncha DPRK pussies. Lil' Kim should have stood up to Daddy (or Mommy, as the case may be) and launched his "surprise operations". What could possibly go wrong for the North, with the US having an additional 80,000 or so troops in the area working with the entire South Korean military?!?
B-Large Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 North Korea is gay...... Take that micro agression, Kim Jong.
unbillievable Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 What if they hack EA and delay the release of Madden.
Nanker Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 What if they hack EA and delay the release of Madden. No worries. They're still busy reading Hillary's email.
3rdnlng Posted August 26, 2015 Posted August 26, 2015 North Korea is gay...... Take that micro agression, Kim Jong. Oh yah, at least they have birds over there.
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