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They were toying with the idea of bringing the Davinci to my surgery center. That's just stupid.

 

Two words regarding Da Vinci -- class action.

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When asked about RB Karlos Williams’ procedure, Rex Ryan smiled, called it a “sensitive thing” and later pointed toward his lower abdomen.

 

 

Ouch...hernia...

 

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‏@mikerodak

When asked about RB Karlos Williams procedure, Rex Ryan smiled, called it a sensitive thing and later pointed toward his lower abdomen.

Hernia, or shoething more sinister? Like testicular torsion?
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What's the difference between "no advantage" and "especially no advantage?" 0.00?

 

Souuuurce?

20 years of experience. Or, you can feel free to research it yourself. Start with the International Journal of Suck My Junk.

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Hernia, or shoething more sinister? Like testicular torsion?

They had to remove Karlos's 3rd and 4th balls, as he was proving to be too much man for the game.

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Hernia, or shoething more sinister? Like testicular torsion?

May very well be. That would be more sensitive than a hernia, I'd guess.

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Hernia, or shoething more sinister? Like testicular torsion?

 

 

I bet he had the beans above the frank

 

 

I was honestly going to suggest this like two days ago when the local medical community here had already signed off on it being an appendix thing but didn't want to have to deal with the mods.

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May very well be. That would be more sensitive than a hernia, I'd guess.

And it makes sense if the reports that he "woke up in sudden pain" are true. You notice a hernia immediately. I had a friend wake up in the middle of the night with testicular torsion. Drove himself to the hospital, and had his applebag cut open to untwist them.
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Most likely Testicle torsion. 90% of documented cases require surgery and if diagnosed with first 6 hours testicle can be saved. It is a very painful twisting of spermicidal cord with testicular mass. I coached a high school track and field athlete with same condition and was lost for half of the spring season. No connection to ball size, psi, or virility.

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Sounds like appendix to me. 3-4 weeks sounds about right. When I had mine taken out, I was in the hospital for a week and a half and it took over a month and a half for the scar to heal properly, but I also had complications and so the scar was much larger than normal so his time frame seems right.

No he had a hysterectomy. LOL :D:doh::flirt::lol::oops:

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Definitely two weeker! But how did he get the beans above the frank?

Obviously he got the hot dog garbage plate at Nick's and asked for extra hot sauce.

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