CountryCletus Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Apparently people find it distasteful to club a shark.... I caught a shark while fishing in Hatteras and was quickly reminded of all the shark attacks along the NC coast this year... I made an executive decision to get a little payback... I probably looked like a hillbilly Tom Hanks trying to open a coconut on Cast Away, but it felt good.... Was I wrong? Btw- I only created this because JB forced me to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4BillsintheBurgh Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) I'm with you. I think man can pick up the slack of a few less sharks. Edited August 15, 2015 by 4BillsintheBurgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Apparently people find it distasteful to club a shark.... I caught a shark while fishing in Hatteras and was quickly reminded of all the shark attacks along the NC coast this year... I made an executive decision to get a little payback... I probably looked like a hillbilly Tom Hanks trying to open a coconut on Cast Away, but it felt good.... Was I wrong? Btw- I only created this because JB forced me to Did you eat the shark? You should have instead given it a few right hooks like that kid on Alaska Bush People. Sharks hate getting punched in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 You went clubbing with the sharks? Hopefully it was the Right one and not the Left one. That dude can't keep to the choreography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Wait till they grow legs and come on land to eat people. Then people will be thanking you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted August 16, 2015 Author Share Posted August 16, 2015 Did you eat the shark? You should have instead given it a few right hooks like that kid on Alaska Bush People. Sharks hate getting punched in the face. Haven't eaten it yet- is filleted and frozen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 People thought killing wolves was a good idea too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 I'm too old to go clubbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Apparently people find it distasteful to club a shark.... I caught a shark while fishing in Hatteras and was quickly reminded of all the shark attacks along the NC coast this year... I made an executive decision to get a little payback... I probably looked like a hillbilly Tom Hanks trying to open a coconut on Cast Away, but it felt good.... Was I wrong? Btw- I only created this because JB forced me to no, that shark had it coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 You went clubbing with the sharks? Hopefully it was the Right one and not the Left one. That dude can't keep to the choreography. whenever i see this thread title, I hear the Jaws theme But instead of the standard orchestral version, it's the the thumping techno club version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Club sharks not sandwiches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 whenever i see this thread title, I hear the Jaws theme But instead of the standard orchestra l version, it's the the thumping techno club version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH8IsEBcgwg rap/club mix dubstep/awful noise mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH8IsEBcgwg rap/club mix dubstep/awful noise mix that sounds like 8 bit Nintendo music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Haven't eaten it yet- is filleted and frozen Occasionaly have caught in a more traditional way Thrasher sharks. They are great eating. But you have to bleed them immediately Or the meat tastes like piss. maybe clubbing sharks is different. Sounds like fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted August 16, 2015 Author Share Posted August 16, 2015 Occasionaly have caught in a more traditional way Thrasher sharks. They are great eating. But you have to bleed them immediately Or the meat tastes like piss. maybe clubbing sharks is different. Sounds like fun. Yeah- that's why I did it, to bleed it... How do you know what piss tastes like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Yeah- that's why I did it, to bleed it... How do you know what piss tastes like? I used to drink Genny Cream ale........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 First it's red squirrels, now sharks....what's next? Defenseless kittens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Good job. !@#$ sharks. They started it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted August 16, 2015 Author Share Posted August 16, 2015 First it's red squirrels, now sharks....what's next? Defenseless kittens? Actually that was first.... Started back in 1998 I used to drink Genny Cream ale........... IC Light... But it's all the same... Oh- I just realized that I sound like a serial killer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 I used to drink Genny Cream ale........... but know I drink Dos Equis ... stay thirsty my Friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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