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Why is it that some TP rips to shreds while other brands might wad up? Can't we have decent TP?

 

 

I swear by Cottonelle.

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I may get the runs while buying a Bills Superbowl Champions tshirt in Ethiopia so now it's a first world problem in a third world country.

Well done, sir.

 

I guess this begs the question: what is a second world problem? The same t-shirt ends up, slightly torn, in Kazakhstan?

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How sharp is your freaking ass Beerball?

I don't think that my ass is the problem here but I have been told that I'm a sharp assed man.

 

 

Deano...I believe Cottonelle is my choice as well.

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I'm sitting in front of my TV the other day eating my dinner. A nice thick ribeye, baked potato, glass of pop, and some ice cream waiting for me in the freezer. Then that save the kids commercial comes on with the fat bald guy talking about how don juan de pablo counts out every piece of rice and his sister drinks from the same stream she poops in.

 

And then that commercial from the ASPCA comes on with the sad puppies. :cry: I had to change the channel. I can't watch that

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Working Saturday too.

 

With regard to you second sentence. :huh:

I dont get it.

 

You dont know how overtime works?

 

Realistically it's a bonus to have overtime. Shouldnt be complaining. But I am anwyay.

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I dont get it.

 

You dont know how overtime works?

 

Realistically it's a bonus to have overtime. Shouldnt be complaining. But I am anwyay.

 

Never had a job in my life that paid me overtime.

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Never had a job in my life that paid me overtime.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

I will always be in sales. So I get hourly/commission/spiff/bonus/overtime

 

Before you even ask. I sell expensive staple removers.

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My supermarket was out of chipolte and andoullie. There goes the recipe I conjured up

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I'm sitting in front of my TV the other day eating my dinner. A nice thick ribeye, baked potato, glass of pop, and some ice cream waiting for me in the freezer. Then that save the kids commercial comes on with the fat bald guy talking about how don juan de pablo counts out every piece of rice and his sister drinks from the same stream she poops in.

 

And then that commercial from the ASPCA comes on with the sad puppies. :cry: I had to change the channel. I can't watch that

 

 

Glass of pop? With a nice thick ribeye?

 

They're making this new drink called "red wine" you may want to give a shot. I hear it's all the rage in the "first world".

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Why is it that some TP rips to shreds while other brands might wad up? Can't we have decent TP?

Charmin Ultra Strong... My ass hasn't touched any other brand in 4 years

I'm sitting in front of my TV the other day eating my dinner. A nice thick ribeye, baked potato, glass of pop, and some ice cream waiting for me in the freezer. Then that save the kids commercial comes on with the fat bald guy talking about how don juan de pablo counts out every piece of rice and his sister drinks from the same stream she poops in.

 

And then that commercial from the ASPCA comes on with the sad puppies. :cry: I had to change the channel. I can't watch that

I hate that... If you know you are going to drink from stream A- crap under tree X... Maybe get together, evaluate the water supply and designate mud hole B as the pooh place and streams A, C, and D as viable, relatively clean water sources.... If you ask me- these people do this stuff to themselves...

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Glass of pop? With a nice thick ribeye?

 

They're making this new drink called "red wine" you may want to give a shot. I hear it's all the rage in the "first world".

I'm just not that bourgeoisie

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Glass of pop? With a nice thick ribeye?

 

They're making this new drink called "red wine" you may want to give a shot. I hear it's all the rage in the "first world".

How about kicking it old school and drink some milk!!!!

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