Captain Caveman Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Sure can. Go to any roulette wheel in Vegas and put it all on the next number to come up on the wheel. At 35-1 that's a cool $665,000. Actually, this might be your best odds of getting "rich" although depending on your age, current finances and expenses it's still unlikely to be enough to live on for the rest of your days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 Seeking investment advice from strangers on the internet? "A fool and his money are soon parted." For a friend. Sure. If it's good advice, I'll pass it on. Hookers. This is nice and all. I've done that for myself. But Im talking about a friend. Also this will not make him money. If anything, this will wipe out his $$. (Unless he's the pimp, which he's not) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Short 3000 shares of EJ Manuel stock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 In 1915, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDD Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Tell your friend I'm selling this bridge that connects Brooklyn to Manhattan for only$19,000. He will be rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Plastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 Plastic What? In 1915, maybe? I'd rather be broke and live in 2015 than be rich and live in 1915. But I dont know about my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Plastic is so 2000's Plastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 What? "just one word for you- plastics" Plastic is so 2000's images.jpg Lobster Thermidor- and put it on the Underhill's tab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 You can put it in the bank or If you want to change your life over a decade, every 2 years for the next 12 years, take a 10 day trip to Europe. You should be able to swing 6 trips out of that 19K, and that will definitely change your life. Plus it will give you a lot to look forward to. Short 3000 shares of EJ Manuel stock. That only works if someone is betting the upside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Follow W.C. Fields' budget: 1) Spend half on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. 2) Waste the other half. YouYour friend will be rich in life experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 You can put it in the bank or If you want to change your life over a decade, every 2 years for the next 12 years, take a 10 day trip to Europe. You should be able to swing 6 trips out of that 19K, and that will definitely change your life. Plus it will give you a lot to look forward to. That only works if someone is betting the upside. He said that is not the objective. He said he could find many cool ways to enjoy the $$$. He wanted an idea that would make the money grow. "just one word for you- plastics" Lobster Thermidor- and put it on the Underhill's tab Ha. Ha. Funny. Plastics. I saw the video. Great future in plastics. Yeah if we want to destroy our planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 He said that is not the objective. He said he could find many cool ways to enjoy the $$$. He wanted an idea that would make the money grow. Ha. Ha. Funny. Plastics. I saw the video. Great future in plastics. Yeah if we want to destroy our planet. Making money usually requires destruction of the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Actually, I just got a million dollar inheritance, but I need to pay the lawyer's $19,000 to release it. I'll split the money with you if you help me pay the fees. FYI, i'm a Nigerian prince. So you can trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 . . . What should I tell my friend? This is real. You can joke if you want, but if you want to give real advice, real advice will be appreciated too, . . . Tell your friend to zig when everybody else zags. That may sound like a joke, but it ain't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 Actually, I just got a million dollar inheritance, but I need to pay the lawyer's $19,000 to release it. I'll split the money with you if you help me pay the fees. FYI, i'm a Nigerian prince. So you can trust me. Send me a private message. This is good. This is what I was weating for. Im so excited!!!! For my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Send me a private message. This is good. This is what I was weating for. Im so excited!!!! For my friend. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weating I dont get it. I dont masturbate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I dont get it. I dont masturbate. Me neither. But you should take a closer look at what you submitted for the 36th post of the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Damn, you guys are missing out on some awesome fun! Me neither. But you should take a closer look at what you submitted for the 36th post of the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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