Gugny Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 Not sure what you are asking, I can only tell you the one that stopped 40,000 volts of electricity surging through my eight year old body and prevented certain death for me. Do you know why he did it? because I asked him to. I don't need any more convincing! I am glad that I had that experience so young in my life, but blessed are those who believe without seeing, or having such an experience, they are the true soldiers of Christ. I am not trying to convince anybody of anything, just my own personal experience. I did not loose a limb, I wasn't maimed, was burned badly, but mostly in unnoticeable areas, and I saw lots of others in the burn unit that were not nearly as fortunate, so I cannot answer that question of why some are unluckier than others, just have to believe in his master plan. Powder?
BuffaloMatt Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 Nice mocking. Not mocking. Pure humor. If humor can't be irreverent I don't know what can. Still laughing . . .
Gugny Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 Nice mocking. You are mocking my mock, you mock mocker.
starrymessenger Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 If there is a god for Bills fans he is a malevolent deity. Four straight Superbowl loses and then a 15 year drought. Seems he may be right. . . . . Agreed. And if he told me to kill my first born I'd encourage him to seek professional help.
Deranged Rhino Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 Rex Ryan believes in Sanchez I fully intend to stay out of this topic, but this made me laugh. Good work.
LeGOATski Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 Agreed. And if he told me to kill my first born I'd encourage him to seek professional help. He was just joking, dude...god....people in Old Testament times had absolutely no sense of humor...
starrymessenger Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 He was just joking, dude...god....people in Old Testament times had absolutely no sense of humor... Gotcha.
Tu-Toned Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 You are mocking my mock, you mock mocker.Now that is some funny!
Mr. WEO Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 God says "I don't believe in Arian Foster....as my first round fantasy pick!".
nucci Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 God says "I don't believe in Arian Foster....as my first round fantasy pick!". Did God cause the injury so no one would draft him?
Tenhigh Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 Did God cause the injury so no one would draft him? No, I asked him to injure Arian so I could steal him in the later rounds. God listens to Yankees fans, even if they also happen to be Bills fans.
Pirate Angel Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 He is entitled to his own opinion, if someone disagrees with him I bet they have a hard time proving him different.
BillsVet Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 I don't believe Arian Foster can stay healthy for an entire season. Ask Bob McNair, he'll tell ya.
The Poojer Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 Hear hear! No, I asked him to injure Arian so I could steal him in the later rounds. God listens to Yankees fans, even if they also happen to be Bills fans.
Mr. WEO Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 Did God cause the injury so no one would draft him? Of course. No, I asked him to injure Arian so I could steal him in the later rounds. God listens to Yankees fans, even if they also happen to be Bills fans. God isn't from New York, but he's not a poseur--so he's not listening to Yankees apparel wearers...uh, "fans".
Tenhigh Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 Of course. God isn't from New York, but he's not a poseur--so he's not listening to Yankees apparel wearers...uh, "fans". Yawn, of course he is. How else do you explain this miracle: http://m.mlb.com/video/v36599553/balnyy-jeter-gets-walkoff-hit-in-final-home-game Regardless, shouldn't you be out sacraficing goats to help Brady rework his Faustian pact?
The Poojer Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 still gives me chills when i see that... Yawn, of course he is. How else do you explain this miracle: http://m.mlb.com/video/v36599553/balnyy-jeter-gets-walkoff-hit-in-final-home-game Regardless, shouldn't you be out sacraficing goats to help Brady rework his Faustian pact?
Tenhigh Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 still gives me chills when i see that... I nearly shat myself.
bisonbrigade Posted August 7, 2015 Posted August 7, 2015 There is a reason he cannot stay healthy. He is a slow learner.
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