Clippers of Nfl Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 First one: "I will deposit the money into your Swis account" 2nd one "Take this one, even though its not deflated"
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 1) See you in the Hamptons? Say "hi" to muffy at the polo club for me. 2) "Can i see if it's soft enough for me to handle?"
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted July 28, 2015 Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) #2 Tom** you fvcker you can't deflate this ball Edited July 28, 2015 by BillsFan-4-Ever
BillsfaninMyrtleBeach Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 #1 "Let me shove this up yer butt and see if you deflate!" #2 "No Tom this is NOT yours, it belongs to the WHOLE team"
Formerly Allan in MD Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 "Boy do I have something for you Thomas. This is only the appetizer."
Talley56 Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 #1 Kraft: Russell got his money right? And he knows what to do? Goodell: Yes Bob, relax, when the time comes he's going to call off the run play, take the snap, and throw it right to Malcolm #2 Brady: I didn't have to cheat for this one. Goodell: We know about the phone Tom, you're not fooling anyone.
transient Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 #1 Kraft: So I know Tom's not lying because when I stuck my finger up his ass like so and asked him if he deflated the balls I couldn't feel his sphincter tighten. Goodell: I so hate my effin' life. I wish I would've known this was going to be the job before I sold my soul for it. #2 Brady: I like to purse my lips like this when I take a big hairy pair across the chin. Just ask Wes. Goodell: Did I mention that I hate my effin' life?
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