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Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE!

Smokey: Huh?

Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line that's a foul.

Smokey: bull sh--. Mark it 8, Dude.

Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.

Smokey: bull sh--, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.

Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

 

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The Dude: Walter, ya know, its Smokey, so his foot slipped over the line a little, big deal.

Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, the winner of this gets to progress into the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over.

Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain.

Smokey: Yeah but...

Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain.

Smokey: Dude, could you...

The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a !@#$ing gun bowling?

Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more?

Smokey: Yeah but...

Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think i'm !@#$ing around? I'm not !@#$ing around!

[points gun in Smokey's face]

Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero! !@#$ing mark it zero.

The Dude: They're calling the cops, man.

Smokey: All right, its !@#$ing zero. Are you happy now you crazy !@#$?

Walter Sobchak: ...Its a league game Smokey...

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