Gavin in Va Beach Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 "You mean coitus?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE! Smokey: Huh? Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line that's a foul. Smokey: bull sh--. Mark it 8, Dude. Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame. Smokey: bull sh--, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude. Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Dude: Walter, ya know, its Smokey, so his foot slipped over the line a little, big deal. Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, the winner of this gets to progress into the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over. Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain. Smokey: Yeah but... Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain. Smokey: Dude, could you... The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a !@#$ing gun bowling? Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more? Smokey: Yeah but... Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think i'm !@#$ing around? I'm not !@#$ing around! [points gun in Smokey's face] Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero! !@#$ing mark it zero. The Dude: They're calling the cops, man. Smokey: All right, its !@#$ing zero. Are you happy now you crazy !@#$? Walter Sobchak: ...Its a league game Smokey... 235987[/snapback] "If you pull any of that **** on me, I'll put that gun up your a$$ and pull the trigger until it goes click click." "You never fug with the Jesus." BEST Movie in a long time. "You mean the carpetpissers did this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 "You can guess what happens next..." "He fixes the cable?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary owen Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 i need my Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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