/dev/null Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 Somebody in another poll joked about who we should nominate to the the PPP Cabinet. So lets do it for real. Who are our nominees for Secretary of: State -Treasury -Defense - Attorney General -Health and Human Service - Homeland Security - Housing and Urban Development - Energy - Education -
B-Man Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) Tough............but I'll give it a go.......... (I added one too) Who are our nominees for Secretary of: State - B-Large Treasury - TakeYoutoTasker Defense - 3nLng Attorney General - DC Tom Health and Human Service - Doc Homeland Security - LABillzfan Housing and Urban Development - /dev/null Energy - GreggyT Education - OC in Buffalo I'm adding Agriculture - jboyst62 My apologies to Azalin, Chef Jim, Rob's House and Magox....................................I'm sure that there is a PPP ambassadorship that you could put in for. . Edited July 21, 2015 by B-Man
Nanker Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 Well, screw you all. I want to be nominated as Ambassador to the Court of St. James. Tut-tut! Joe Kennedy parlayed that into a fortune in scotch importing and distribution.
B-Man Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 Well, screw you all. I want to be nominated as Ambassador to the Court of St. James. Tut-tut! Joe Kennedy parlayed that into a fortune in scotch importing and distribution. Sorry Nanker.............................but just bide your time. Several of these "Secretaries" will soon be under investigation for abuse of power and be forced to resign in disgrace your time will come .
Chef Jim Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 Tough............but I'll give it a go.......... (I added one too) My apologies to Azalin, Chef Jim, Rob's House and Magox....................................I'm sure that there is a PPP ambassadorship that you could put in for. . That's ok. Just don't expect me to cook lunch or I'll kick ya'll in the nuts.
Azalin Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 That's ok. Just don't expect me to cook lunch or I'll kick ya'll in the nuts. No, no, no - you're not thinking like a politico at all. All we need to do is contrive a crisis or two, and then take the initiative in remedying the problem. Personally, I'm appalled at the excessively high - nay, prohibitively high cost of quality, craft-brewed American beer. As Americans, we all deserve to enjoy a finely brewed American beer, and I'm just the person to help bring this fine American product into everyone's home. You should consider the lack of quality, affordable prostitution for Americans. That would be fun to pursue as well.
DC Tom Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 How is 3rd SecDef, and not me? I'm vastly more qualified. Park him in the AG's spot, like all the other !@#$ups.
Rob's House Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 How is 3rd SecDef, and not me? I'm vastly more qualified. Park him in the AG's spot, like all the other !@#$ups. I'm still trying to figure out how you got Holder's job over me. I hate white people way more than you.
DC Tom Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 I'm still trying to figure out how you got Holder's job over me. I hate white people way more than you. Not true. It just seems like it because I treat everyone like a downtrodden minority.
birdog1960 Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 Tough............but I'll give it a go.......... (I added one too) My apologies to Azalin, Chef Jim, Rob's House and Magox....................................I'm sure that there is a PPP ambassadorship that you could put in for. . wait is this the management group for a banana republic store or an actual banana republic?
3rdnlng Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 How is 3rd SecDef, and not me? I'm vastly more qualified. Park him in the AG's spot, like all the other !@#$ups. I'm willing to offer you an Under Secretary of Defense job if you agree to call me an intelligent and erudite boss. Screw that AG job, it's not for you or me. We need to be a little more of a biased prick for that position. Besides, no Baldwin Brother look alike is going to make it there. Join my team, we could use someone who can tell us all about the ancient Phoenicians, while also spouting the virtues of Hannibal's strategy. Leave that AG job to Rob. We'll probably need him to go to bat for us when birdog claims discrimination against asswholes.
Keukasmallies Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) Once y'all sort the above appointments, posts and positions may I be the Commissioner of the IRS? I want to juggle the ACA, taxes and stuff. Just about the time the Iran deal begins to stink, POTUS will assign its administration to the IRS since that appears to be the agency where unsolvable problems land. I've got lots of free time since I retired; and as a former Superintendent of Schools I can talk for hours w/o making a commitment, nor responding to a question. Edited July 22, 2015 by Keukasmallies
Nanker Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 Sorry Nanker.............................but just bide your time. Several of these "Secretaries" will soon be under investigation for abuse of power and be forced to resign in disgrace your time will come . What BS, man. I've got my retirement to think about. I better get nominated for both terms to get my eight years in. I can see those retirement checks rolling in now! And healthcare insurance! Common man, I godda get the appointment. It means so much to me.
Azalin Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 ...and as a former Superintendent of Schools I can talk for hours w/o making a commitment, nor responding to a question. It sounds to me as if you're a perfect fit for press secretary.
Chef Jim Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 May I request those of us not nominated be part of the confirmation committee?
Azalin Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 May I request those of us not nominated be part of the confirmation committee? Screw that, let's start a confederacy.
3rdnlng Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 Screw that, let's start a confederacy. Not without a flag you won't.
B-Man Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 Hey ! Quit nit-picking my suggestions and put in your own. And...........Like General Sherman "if nominated i will not run, if elected i will not serve"
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