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p\ Chef once private messaged me asking for advice on making Kraft Original Mac and Cheese. I told him it didn't really matter if he had the exact six cups of water, because it all gets drained anyway. He was so thankful, he sent me a bottle of wine that was meant for mead. //end.

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p\ Chef once private messaged me asking for advice on making Kraft Original Mac and Cheese. I told him it didn't really matter if he had the exact six cups of water, because it all gets drained anyway. He was so thankful, he sent me a bottle of wine that was meant for mead. //end.

 

Waaaaaiiiiiit a minute.

 

HEY FERGY!!

 

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//p You're not all idiots. I just say that to mask my massive insecurity. end//

 

You put the slashes before the p.

 

Hate to tell you, but everyone could read it.

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You put the slashes before the p.

 

Hate to tell you, but everyone could read it.

 

Awww, dammit!

 

Good thing most of you are illiterate.

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! So much for that last mouthful of coffee :lol:

 

 

I passed gas in a package of roast beef, and left it at the cashier counter at a supermarket in Texas.

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p// Lately, strangling escorts hasn't been enough. For the past six months, I've been putting on their clothes and responding to their clients for a three or four days before I can get my own life back to normal. end//

Edit: HEY WAIT A MINUTE

lol

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