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When they announce the lunch recess jump up and yell "Retatta Time!!!!" Bring some leftover retatta and pop that In lunchroom microwave and stink up the joint. Sure fire way to not get invited back to testify again.

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When they announce the lunch recess jump up and yell "Retatta Time!!!!" Bring some leftover retatta and pop that In lunchroom microwave and stink up the joint. Sure fire way to not get invited back to testify again.

 

 

Who ever has leftover retatta?

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Claim that they have no idea whether you're trolling or not or whether you're just trying to draw out their stupidity.

Use five paragraphs when five sentences would have done the trick.

Work in emoticons somehow.

 

3.5

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Would be great if the TBDisms thread was still alive so we could not only reference old ones, but continue to add new ones. RIP.

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I think you should recite NDCUSEBILLSBRUCEJENNERFAN's Swan Song, verbatim.

 

I believe Jauronimo may have it saved ...

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Yes, thanks, Jauronimo.

 

I think we have a winner.

Its a good one but can it really compare to this?

 

 

@ dog14787 : (27 March 2013 - 10:45 AM)

Yup, over used some kind of lubricant a fellow worker of mine suggested I try in Texas once upon a time, supposed to give you a stiffy for hours, I believe it was just some real potent hot sauce he made up, and he was playing a joke on me, although he never owned up to it, i wanted to impress the honey so figured what the hell

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I was...let's just say "peripherally involved with"...the systems at OPM that were recently hacked. Given the political blood bath going on over this, there is a miniscule chance that I might be called in front of Congress to testify.

 

So I wanted to ask this question of the board: if I have to testify, what TDBisms should I work in to my testimony? "You're an idiot" is a given, of course (particularly given my contempt of Congresscritters). And I'll try to use "retatta." Any other suggestions?

 

 

 

[Try to keep it non-political as much as possible, please. Mods, I ask some lenience for any political statements; I'd like suggestions from the wider board, not just PPP.]

 

You could talk about the Modified Unified Theorem of Everything.

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