BuffaloBill Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I also have to make sure I start my testimony with "In." Only if you are repeating information previously offered.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireChan Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 This hack has put my boss in the fecal position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 When they announce the lunch recess jump up and yell "Retatta Time!!!!" Bring some leftover retatta and pop that In lunchroom microwave and stink up the joint. Sure fire way to not get invited back to testify again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 When they announce the lunch recess jump up and yell "Retatta Time!!!!" Bring some leftover retatta and pop that In lunchroom microwave and stink up the joint. Sure fire way to not get invited back to testify again. Who ever has leftover retatta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Try to convince everyone that the last person to give testimony wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Tell them it was my PII/data. They will laugh and say: "No harm, no foul" and ask you to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Link? Pics or it didn't happen? Wouldya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Say "I sure don't know who did it but if I ever meet the guy I'm gonna shiv the mofo!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Claim that they have no idea whether you're trolling or not or whether you're just trying to draw out their stupidity. Use five paragraphs when five sentences would have done the trick. Work in emoticons somehow. 3.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 throw in a "common man" a couple times as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 throw in a "common man" a couple times as well Doooooooooooomed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Would be great if the TBDisms thread was still alive so we could not only reference old ones, but continue to add new ones. RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 gugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I think you should recite NDCUSEBILLSBRUCEJENNERFAN's Swan Song, verbatim. I believe Jauronimo may have it saved ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I'm sorry but I don't know who rosened our system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireChan Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 "I'd like to call a witness to the stand; a cheeky fellow named Gugly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Sometimes you're so stupid it defies the word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Yes, thanks, Jauronimo. I think we have a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Yes, thanks, Jauronimo. I think we have a winner. Its a good one but can it really compare to this? @ dog14787 : (27 March 2013 - 10:45 AM) Yup, over used some kind of lubricant a fellow worker of mine suggested I try in Texas once upon a time, supposed to give you a stiffy for hours, I believe it was just some real potent hot sauce he made up, and he was playing a joke on me, although he never owned up to it, i wanted to impress the honey so figured what the hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I was...let's just say "peripherally involved with"...the systems at OPM that were recently hacked. Given the political blood bath going on over this, there is a miniscule chance that I might be called in front of Congress to testify. So I wanted to ask this question of the board: if I have to testify, what TDBisms should I work in to my testimony? "You're an idiot" is a given, of course (particularly given my contempt of Congresscritters). And I'll try to use "retatta." Any other suggestions? [Try to keep it non-political as much as possible, please. Mods, I ask some lenience for any political statements; I'd like suggestions from the wider board, not just PPP.] You could talk about the Modified Unified Theorem of Everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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