The Poojer Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 F5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I would consider getting both counsel and judge names totally incorrect but never consistently incorrect. If the honorable Bryan Fitzgerald is presiding over the case, you're in luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 F5 I don't think this thread is going to be updated all that often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Â Took that long too. I was almost certain I was too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zona Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 i vote for "show me the baby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 It's not what you say....it's 'when' you say it. Make sure you testify on Friday. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Stojan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Â Remember to wear the green Mao pantsuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 It heartens me to se how well this group has responded to the original request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Fischer Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I was...let's just say "peripherally involved with"...the systems at OPM that were recently hacked. Given the political blood bath going on over this, there is a miniscule chance that I might be called in front of Congress to testify. Â So I wanted to ask this question of the board: if I have to testify, what TDBisms should I work in to my testimony? "You're an idiot" is a given, of course (particularly given my contempt of Congresscritters). And I'll try to use "retatta." Any other suggestions? Â Â Â [Try to keep it non-political as much as possible, please. Mods, I ask some lenience for any political statements; I'd like suggestions from the wider board, not just PPP.] Â I picture you saying, "Worst. Hearing. Ever." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I was...let's just say "peripherally involved with"...the systems at OPM that were recently hacked. Given the political blood bath going on over this, there is a miniscule chance that I might be called in front of Congress to testify. Â So I wanted to ask this question of the board: if I have to testify, what TDBisms should I work in to my testimony? "You're an idiot" is a given, of course (particularly given my contempt of Congresscritters). And I'll try to use "retatta." Any other suggestions? Â Â Â [Try to keep it non-political as much as possible, please. Mods, I ask some lenience for any political statements; I'd like suggestions from the wider board, not just PPP.] Please call someone a horrible human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Work in: Â "Ed gives head" "I don't give a Stojan" "Jerky jerks" "Tracy Lee is a horrible parent" Â At the end just start muttering the names of the horses who've failed to complete the Triple Crown, starting with Smarty Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Tell em they need to get hold of NJ sue because she can get all the answers and if not she can get them from TBD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Instead of pleading the 5th, just say "belinda." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Instead of pleading the 5th, just say "belinda." Â Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 18, 2015 Author Share Posted June 18, 2015 Instead of pleading the 5th, just say "belinda." Â Great. I was wondering how to work a "belinda" in there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Â Great. I was wondering how to work a "belinda" in there... Â Â I'd actually watch CSPAN to see that. Well, maybe. Â Probably not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Any chance to throw in "pedantic supercilious anal orifice" into the discussion would be worthwhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Just tell them that you drive a BMW that costs more than each of their houses. This will instantly create credibility for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 18, 2015 Author Share Posted June 18, 2015 I also have to make sure I start my testimony with "In." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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