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I would consider getting both counsel and judge names totally incorrect but never consistently incorrect. If the honorable Bryan Fitzgerald is presiding over the case, you're in luck.

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It heartens me to se how well this group has responded to the original request.

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I was...let's just say "peripherally involved with"...the systems at OPM that were recently hacked. Given the political blood bath going on over this, there is a miniscule chance that I might be called in front of Congress to testify.

 

So I wanted to ask this question of the board: if I have to testify, what TDBisms should I work in to my testimony? "You're an idiot" is a given, of course (particularly given my contempt of Congresscritters). And I'll try to use "retatta." Any other suggestions?

 

 

 

[Try to keep it non-political as much as possible, please. Mods, I ask some lenience for any political statements; I'd like suggestions from the wider board, not just PPP.]

 

I picture you saying, "Worst. Hearing. Ever."

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I was...let's just say "peripherally involved with"...the systems at OPM that were recently hacked. Given the political blood bath going on over this, there is a miniscule chance that I might be called in front of Congress to testify.

 

So I wanted to ask this question of the board: if I have to testify, what TDBisms should I work in to my testimony? "You're an idiot" is a given, of course (particularly given my contempt of Congresscritters). And I'll try to use "retatta." Any other suggestions?

 

 

 

[Try to keep it non-political as much as possible, please. Mods, I ask some lenience for any political statements; I'd like suggestions from the wider board, not just PPP.]

Please call someone a horrible human being.

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Work in:

 

"Ed gives head"

"I don't give a Stojan"

"Jerky jerks"

"Tracy Lee is a horrible parent"

 

At the end just start muttering the names of the horses who've failed to complete the Triple Crown, starting with Smarty Jones.

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Tell em they need to get hold of NJ sue because she can get all the answers and if not she can get them from TBD

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Great. I was wondering how to work a "belinda" in there...

 

 

I'd actually watch CSPAN to see that. Well, maybe.

 

Probably not.

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Any chance to throw in "pedantic supercilious anal orifice" into the discussion would be worthwhile

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